Alternate Battle

Cc: huh, I guess it was.
At least he's blind now. New plan!
Rai's distract him again.

He tosses Eric a tow rope .

Cc:Sneak around behind him and put it on his tail.

Arbok spits poison on his empty eye sockets.
The rais hit him again. Eric fastens the rope to his tail (the other end is on the spaceship. Yes it will hold his weight it's a tow rope for spaceships.)

Cc takes off in the space ship and pulls the dragon with it.
He flies high into the atmosphere until the dragon blacks out from lack of oxygen. Then he cuts him loose and the dragons falls to earth and dies a horrible painful death of falling from very high up. He doesn't feel it cause he's unconscious though. He lands on someonee house.

Cc lands.

Eric: "You know that Zombies don't technically breathe, as they're the undead.
"At least the fall destroyed it, though."

I forgot about that

CC: well it's dead due to Author Mvskoke's error. So we're good
so whats our next step?
Destroy the ruby so it can't ever be used again?

A wall broke.

Eric: "What the heck, is that the fourth wall?
"Anyway, I'm curious why there's future Karjamians that wants this.
"Does anyone know why the ruby's special?"

CC: author mvskoke does since he invented it
However it's if you make stuff up he'll just go with it.

So if you say the ruby is a magical artifact that turns you into a god we could do that.

But it's already been stated that it powers a device capable of destroying the universe.

The device was created by ancient aliens far more advanced than even the karjamiams. They are now extinct and the exact nature of the machine is unknown. Although the empire might try activating it to crush their opposition

So we should probably destroy it.


CC retrieves more explosives from the ship.
He places them on the ruby.

CC: everybody back away!

He detonates the ruby.
A massive ghostly serpent forms from the wreckage.
It growls and the sky goes black with the creatures rage
He flies away.

CC: I feel like we maybe shouldn't have done that.
A white sphere rises up from the shattered ruby
It floats towards the group
Sphere: you shouldn't have shattered the ruby, it contained the soul of a giant serpent. This monster is the embodiment of evil, and is large enough to eat a planet. He is the doomsday device that will destroy the universe. Usually you take the ruby to his body and release the soul into him. This let's you control him. By breaking it you released his soul, without giving him a master.
CC: what can we do?
(on the fly plot extension! I'll let someone else determine what we should do to stop the behemoth)

Another wall broke.

Eric: "I hope this doesn't become like PK's adventures that the Fourth Walls start often.
"Anyway, the only other thing we could do is to kill the God."

NOTE: The Karjamians are currently so advance that the only people more advance as them are a race of omnipotent gods.
You COULD say they became as advanced as the Karjamians before the Karjamians became as advanced as they did, though.
That's a perk of being a race of scientists, though.

Sphere: it can't be killed, you need to capture it's soul which requires another magical gemstone
And then you would to reap it's soul from it's body with a magic knife

Eric: "I'm sure I've read it somewhere in a book on how to inprison beings into cristals.
"Wait a minute, PK has notes about it.
"If I could get my hands on the physical copy of his notes, then, wait a minute.
"Let's go ask the Karjamian counsel to ask for PK's notes.
"If we can't get our hands on it, then I also know that there's books imported from other worlds about it in certain Karjamian Libraries."

CC: let's go to then!
They go to Karjam's dimension

Raitree: Whoa! This place is different from the last time we came here!
Arbok: True, true.

Eric: "That's because we're in a different part of Karjam's Domain, Raitree.
"Of course it'll look different because of that.
"You'd think our architecture is the same everywhere? Geeze, give us a break.
"It's not like we Karjamians all have the same tastes even though we all look the same. That's very unrealistic.
"Besides, KarjamP wants us to have the same free will as human's, which is why evil ones of us exists.
"Anyway, may as well use the nearby teleporter to get to the counsel."

They searched until they found it.

Eric: "Wait here while I'll go talk to the counsel."

A few hours later, Eric came back with what looks like a notebook.

Eric: "Here we go!"

NOTE: On certain occasions, PK would leave notebooks behind which contains the physical form of PK's study notes. While he'd usually give them to people he trusts, he's also known to give them to help others with their tasks. It's so extensive that it's got more content than Wikipedia itself. It works by thinking on what you want to know about, and then opening the notebook. It'll always go to what you want even if you open the apparent first page or the apparent last page, and it can be flipped like a book in case the info extends to more than two pages.

CC: ready to leave?

Raisurf: Yup!

They head back to the ship and head back to Kansas.

They see a tornado there.

Eric: "Tell me, is this the same world Dorothy and her dog Toto were from before they went to the land of Oz?"

Raitorch: Yes, I believe so. But we need to stop the tornado first!

*A portal opens. Two Boys looking like the Raichu come out.*
Arbok: Raiflashhhhh and Rairnado. Perfect timing. We have a tornado to sssssstop.
Rairnado: On it! Gale wind!
*Rairnado blows a gust of wind into the tornado. The tornado disappears.*

Eric: "It looks like Dorothy's house had disappeared.
"Meaning, you were too late to save her.
"Stable time loop indeed.
"Anyway, let's see what PK's notes says."

He opened the notebook.
Eric: "First thing, one needs a crystal.
"Second, we need someone who's an expert in sorcery."

CC: what is the sorcerer for?
Casting a spell on the crystal? Or are they needed on site when we preform the deed?
Also we have 8 characters plus one sorcerer and only three seats

Eric: "A sorcerer needs to know a spell called 'imprisonment' in order to imprison beings into a crystal.
"And for a being as powerful as a malevolent god that we have to take care of, the sorcerer needs to be quite powerful.
"Of course, it CAN be substituted for superpowers, psionics, a martial artist's chi, technology, etc. but said stuff also needs to be very powerful in order to do that, and they don't come by cheap, quick or often.
"Even us Karjamians can't easily make tech equivalents powerful enough to imprison gods without getting hands on rare, very expensive materials."

CC: We could enlist someone from the magic realm
It's a dimension where many socerors,wizards, and other casters live

Eric: "Do you know where they are?
"And besides, how are we going to find a wizard powerful enough to cast a spell powerful enough to imprison a god?"

Raiflash: The Wizard of Oz?

Eric: "He's not a real wizard.
"Even if he is, I don't know if he would know that spell that we need, nor if he's powerful enough."

CC: well they are the most renowned wizards we know of, at least in my time, but they should still be around now. So the most powerful wizard we're likely to find is there

Eric: "Great, so how are we going to pay?"

CC: with the large number of jewels I have in my ship. Im a pirate.

Eric: "A space pirate?
"I've studied a couple of pirates that had managed to be heroes in spite of their reputation as a pirate, so I'll give it a pass.
"Let's see the jewels."

Connors showed him the jewels.

Eric: "With this much wealth, you can buy an entire island.
"Okay, let's go."

CC: They go to the above mentioned place.
They teleport to a large field with enormous manors spread out across the land.
A river cuts down the center and mountains surrond the area.
CC: the more powerful ones liven in large houses here. The weaker ones have smaller houses and live in another part.

Eric: "Okay, so who do we go to first?"

Rairnado: I say to the big ones, but it is up to CC and Eric

Eric: "You mean the most famous wizards living here?
"This dimension is unfamiliar to me, so I'll be with Captian Connor."

Raitree: He said that too. But I think that many people will be hiring out the rich ones. I have heard the saying "Don't judge something by how it looks." It could be that perhaps one of the poorer wizards is more stronger than we expect.

Eric: "...
"Possible.
"I'll let the captain decide."

CC: well it's not about richness they're mages so they can build large elaborate houses easily. It's just a status symbol of how powerful they are. The more powerful ones don't want to help the weaker ones build houses, so as a result the weaker mages have smaller less nice houses. Also the powerful mages destroy them for fun. so they dont put as much effort into building a house that will be gone in a month.

Let's just go to town square and yell at people that they'll all going to die unless one of them helps us. Or I can kidnap one

Eric: "That won't work.
"We'd sound like those nutcases wearing cardboard signs shouting 'we're all doomed!'.
"It's sapient nature to believe something they're more likely comfortable with even if it's a lie.
"Yes, while there CAN be people believing us, most of the others won't believe.
"Also, the mages could perhaps be proud of the fact that they're powerful beings and think they could tackle on anything, so they may think that they can put this asside as they think this is a trivial issue.
"That's why pride is dangerous."

Connors: "What's got it into you that you have to give out large explanations like these?"

Eric: "...
"I don't know.
"KarjamP used to say that whomever explains in detail like what I did has the explanataitious virus."

Humon Pokemon: ........ What did we just hear?...........

Eric: "Forget it.
"I'm embarrassed."

A wizard walks up to the group

???: I overheard you talking. Perhaps I can be of assistance.
Eric: That's convenient. what kind of wizard are you?
???: I'm a pastrymancer.
CC: what?
???: I control the magic of baked goods! I use cupcakes and such to smite evil and deliver sugary goodness to the world!
CC: No. there is no way I would ever hire anyone as lame as you. Where can we find a powerful sorceror?
???: There is one, he is said to be immortal and is the most powerful wizard of this age.
CC: great where is he?
???: You'll have to buy a cake from me to find out.
CC purchases a cake
???: the wizard you seek is over in that cave
he points at a cave in the side of a cliff

Raitorch: We'll go, but let's eat the cake!
*All the Poke-Humans eat the the cake*
Raitree: YUMMY!
Raisurf: Let's go now.

Eric: "You guys didn't share.
"Anyway, there's no guarantee the wizard's willing to help us, nor is there a guarantee the wizard's a good guy.
"Then again, we don't know what the wizard's like, so let's see."

CC: Well of course there isn't a guarantee he'll help us. Nothing is guarenteed except death and taxes. And not really taxes because I've never paid any of them.
So the only way to know is to go talk to him

Eric: "Well, it's worth a shot.
"Let's go talk to him."

They enter the cave

???:Greetings visitors, I have divined your purpose for coming here.
I will aid you on your quest, but you must run an errand for me.
CC: Sure what is it?
???: The pokemon shall be teleported to the forgotten realms to retrieve a staff for me. Meanwhile we will go prevent te end of days.

Arbok: A ssssstaff issssss it? Very well, letsssssss go.

Eric: "I wish you guys good luck on your quest.
"(Geeze, that 'convincing' was easy)."

Rairnado: Are we allowed to get Plusle, Minun, Multiplo, Divida, and Equalos for help? We'll need those guys for a strategy. We are not that smart at planning stuff.

Eric: "But then how are we going to put everyone on our ship once you guys are done?"

That was my reason for sending them on another story arc

Wizard dude zaps them

They appear in an ancient temple of sorts

(I think I'm the only one advancing the plot)

Wizard: Well I had to help you or else the world would end, I can't just refuse.
Btw my name is Octavius.

CC: All right then let's head out.
The warp into space.
CC: Allright the snake should be somewhere around here. Probably that giant red thing eating that planet there

Rairnado: So, where do we start?

Eric: "That looks like a big star engulfing that planet!"

They fly towards it.
It's a large red snake. He finishes eating the planet.

CC: alright wizard dude do your thing.
The wizard traps the snake's soul into the orb.

CC: wow that was anti-climatic and easy
Now we can just leave the lifeless husk to float for an eternity I guess.
Now we should take the ruby to be guarded in Karjam's domain where it will get stolen in the future. It doesn't matter what we do because fate already has plans!

Eric: "I'm confused:
"Was that a star snake?
"Something doesn't feel right."

He opened PK's notebook.

Eric: "Huh, it said that I'm mustn't rely on it too much to get information, but it'll give it to me anyway.
"It says that the reason why it was so easy to imprisom is because it's only a servant of the real god and not the actual god itself.
"In other words, the snake's a decoy.
"The real god is much more powerful, as well as a lot more difficult to imprison.
"Therefore, it won't be as easy to imprison the god.
"Besides, if it's really that God, then taking it to Karjam's Domain would cause an paradox as it would make it 'that the god being recaptured because we accidently released it from prison' actuakky came before the time when we actually had released it from prison."

He spotted what looks like a evil-looking Karjamian wearing green clothing in a distance.

Eric: "Huh? What's he doing here?"

Connors: "What?"

The evil-looking Karjamian disappeared.

Eric: "Er, nothing."