The Battle: Episode 1: The Quest Begins

Il'andri'iel: "I'm a Dark Elf. Elves have weird names, y'know?"
Megan raises her left arm. An icy aura surrounds her.
Megan: "Ice Fang!"
Icicles appear from out of nowhere, destroying several more Heartless. Megan twirls around.
Megan: "Icy Faerie Slash!"
Megan stabs the ground with a sword. A blue circle appears in the ground. Then spears of ice strike all the Heartless inside the circle.

Kush: Heratileo Moradaar!
*Kush becomes a Heartless. The Heartless follow him.*
Kush (speaking Heartless): Yes.... Come..... Give me your power...........
*The Heartless Merge with Kush*
*Kush becomes Normal*
Kush: Wii!
Megan: We?
Kush: No, my Nintendo Wii. I wanna play Kirby's Return to Dreamland.

nbaheen:that's interesting
a giant snake jumps out of the ground and attacks ll'andrie'll

Il'andri'iel teleports upwards and levitates.

Megan: "... He can fly. That's odd..."

Kay: "Heartless speak English, but they rarely speak - Sora's Heartless spoke in Re:coded, to my knowledge."

Even more Heartless appear.

Rosa: "More Heartless."

Colt: Lasers are light and they hurt things

He jumps and tackles dark elf person
He then begins punching I in the face

Colt:Taste Fist, Dark Fiend!

PK: "So you can shapeshift and absorb other hearless like a Tombstench, Kush?
"Anyway, I had enough of this fight with those two villians.
"Let me end the fight anti climately."

Two portals appeared under Nega-Lime and Il'andri'iel, sending them to different parts of the multiverse.

However, the Dark Elf remains. Il'andri'iel bites Colt's hand and tries to break it off.
Megan: "IS HE EATING COLT?!"
Kay: "He's trying to."
Rosa: "Well, he said, 'taste fist', didn't he? Maybe that Dark Elf is doing it literally! And how is he immune?"
Shaie stirs.
Shaie: "... Dark Elf... cannot... be teleported... away... while they... are... feasting..."
Kay: "Or trying to, in this case. That's weird, though."
Megan notices a rope in the ground, and cuts it with her sword. Il'andri'iel forcefully lets go of Colt's hand as he falls to the ground, into the portal.
Megan: "That's how he was flying, apparently. Anti-Gravity Rope."

Colt: Ouch

the snake disappears
nbaheen: too bad, I was planning to play for a bit longer
ken: you're brother is found what now
nbaheen: I'll be staying here
Shawn: then I suppose I'll stay with him
ken:ok then I'll be going
Shawn: very well thank you for you're help
ken disappears

Rosa raises her right arm, and a pink portal opens.
Rosa: "I'm going to Wonderland, I have to do something to keep myself busy. See ya!"
Rosa steps through the portal...

A purple portal opens next to it and another girl walks out.
Girl: "Melinda Rubīmasukushinkei. I'm searching for a Rosa Meyers."
Megan: "The pink portal. To Wonderland."
Melinda walks through the portals, and both of them close.
Kay: "That's weird. Shaie, you okay?"
Shaie: "it hurts"
Megan: "What hurts?"
Shaie: "it hurts"
Kay: "... We need to get you to a hospital."
Shaie: "it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts"
Blood starts to come out of Shaie's mouth, eyes, nose and ears.
Megan: "What the?!"
Kay: "What's happening?"
Shaie's entire body is soon covered in blood. Then her eyes glow red.
Shaie: "... Prepare to die."
Shaie punches Kay in the gut, instantly knocking her out. Shaie pushes Megan backwards, also knocking her out.
PK: "This looks bad."
Shaie pokes the Purple Karjam with one finger, and he disappears. Then she shoves nbaheen backwards, sending him behind a statue nearby.
Shaie: "... Okay, done."
The blood disappears. Shaie's eyes turn normal.
Shaie: "Pity my other two sisters are unconscious, though."
nbaheen rushes at Shaie.
nbaheen: "What was that for?"
Shaie: "Sorry, the only way I can regenerate any of my wounds is if I injure someone. If it was an RPG, then dealing only 1 point of damage would suffice, I guess."
The Purple Karjam reappears, with a sombrero (or whatever those weird Spanish/Mexican hats are called) on his hat.
Shaie: "Heh, sorry."

PK: "At least I had a wonderful time in Mexico.
"Anyway, the Karjamian warping devices aren't really teleportation devices.
"They create tunnels through time, space and the void between worlds that just happen to suck stuff through them.
"Which is why they can be dangerous to use, as beings who use them can be followed by other beings and objects whenever intentionally or not.
"Il'andri'iel must've managed to resist the pull long enough to avoid being pulled through the tunnels through time, space and void."

Kush: Are you even going to focus on the Heartless here?
PK: Oh, how could we forget?
Kush: Whatever. Espeon, I choose you!
*An Espeon comes out of the Pokeball*
Kush: Espeon, PSYCHIC THE HEARTLESS!
Nbaheen: A Pokemon vs Heartless battle?

Colt: Go Charmader!
Moves are just names for methods of attack, so just breathe fire at them!

He does
Colt hacks down several heartless as well

Due to the fact that there were tons of heartless, and they were a high level, charmander uber levels up!

Colt: Yay hes almost ready to evolve after one battle!
Heres one of Jenny everywheres hands you can eat. I was gonna give it to Kotcha but I dont know where he is

*Espeon evolves to Espionia*
Kush: And that was the last of all Eeveelutions. Go Eevee!
Eevee: Eevee!
Kush: Tackle that Shadow!
*Tackle*
*Eevee evolves into Eeveon!*
Kush: The best of all, Eeveeon!

shawn: are you OK nbaheen?
nbaheen: yeah, my body was strong enough...pokemons, finish them off
the heartless are all cut into Pieces
kush: what just happened?
nbaheen:I told my ninjas to destroy the heartless

Kush: Ok?

nbaheen:...what now?
n-evil:we blow up the universe!
n-good:you can be creepy sometimes with that psychopath-wannabe act of yours
n-evil:how dare you say i am a psychopath wanna?
nbaheen(t):you two have been a bit quite..

PK: "I thought Talking Is A Free Action?
"Anyway, Espeon shouldn't technically able to evolve into another pokemon.
"Especially not in cannon.
"I wonder what caused it to evolve?

nbaheen:...
n-evil:there he goes again
n-good: you... why do I even bother?

Kay: "Gee, Pokémon evolving into non-existent Pokémon. How odd is that."
A giant squirrel appears!
Megan: "With another monster rising up into existence, all we can do is fight?"
Shaie: "Ta-da!"
The squirrel explodes. Then more Heartless appear, although these are new Heartless that are unknown to the other worlds. There are Squirshock Heartless, Flamefish Heartless, and even Iceghost Heartless.

And Pikachu heartlesses.

PK: "Apparently, there exists Pokemon heartless as well."

nbaheen:i am not exactly sure what kind of a sick mind create monsters out of adorable little squirrels but oh well,kill them
the ninjas start to kill the heartless

Cat Heartless, Squirrel Heartless, Puppy Heartless, Kitten Heartless, Bunny Heartless, Snake Heartless, Sheep Heartless, Ninja Heartless, Cheetah Heartless and Parrot Heartless all appear.
Shaie: "How dare they..."
Megan: "This is weird."
Kay: "They... must pay."

nbaheen:*sigh*kill them all
the heartless are all killed
Shawn: tell me why do you even bother, they aren't even worth you're time
nbaheen: that's true and all, do you know who created them
shawn: no...

PK: "You mean like Pachirisu and Emolga, Nbaheen?
"They're Pokemon.
"Pokemon is short for Pocket Monsters."

Shaie: "Let's go to Earth. I want to see where my brother used to live..."
Megan: "So do I."
Kay: "Yeah..."

Colt's Charmander Evolved!

Colt: But all he did was sit here and watch!
I guess he got experience for being "part" of the battle
Oh well one step closer to having a charizard that can rain death and destruction from the skies!

nbaheen:i know what pokemon stands for PK
n-evil:...some people are hopeless
n-good:yeah,like you
n-evil:why you-
nbaheen(t):stop arguing about these junk

Shaie: "See ya guys later."
Megan: "Yeah, later friends."
Kay: "Adieu for now!"
Shaie, Megan and Kay take Nicole, and teleport to Earth, Gansbaai, Shane's hometown. As Shaie knew where Shane lived, she took her sisters there, but at the house, there were two people at the front door...

Girl 1: "Weird, where is he?"
Girl 2: "Maybe he moved away? Maybe that man lied about him being here..."
Girl 1: "... Or maybe that man lied about him being my cousin..."
Girl 2: "Well, regardless, I guess we should go, then. The house looks so dusty that I'd need to become one with darkness."
Girl 1: "Same here. Dust, dust, and more dust. It's a wonder this entire yard isn't full of dust!"
Girl 2: "Heh, yeah."
The two girls turn around and spot Shaie.
Girl 1: "Who are you?"
Girl 2: "How long have you been listening to our conversation?"
Shaie: "I don't know if Shane has any cousins, but whatever. I'm Shane's sister, Shaie. I've been listening for a minute or so."
Kay and Megan come out of hiding, Nicole walking with a cane. She must have woken up while Shaie was distracted.
Kay: "I'm her older sister, Kay. This is my youngest sister, Nicole."
Megan: "Me, I'm Megan, I'm Shaie's older sister and Kay's youngest sister."
Girl 1: "I'm Shané Lambrechts. Sha-nay. Not Shay-in or something like that. There's always a stripe above the 'e' in my name. ALWAYS."
Girl 2: "Crizelda van der Wet de Lange. Don't ask."
Heartless appear.
Kay: "What?! Why now? Why on Earth?"
Nicole: "...?"
Megan: "Darn it, there goes our plan..."
Shaie summons a Keyblade, but to her surprise (and the surprise of her sisters), Shané also summons a Keyblade.
Shaie: "A Keyblade wielder?!"
Shané: "Heh, yeah. Crizelda, stand back."
Crizelda: "Right!"
Shaie and Shané begin taking on the Heartless, defeating it with ease.

Off-topic::

nbaheen:i guess i will go too,later PK,what about you brother?
Shawn:I'll come too,i always wanted to go to earth
nbaheen and shawn disappear

PK: "Does any one else here want to go to Earth?"

Jennies: "Us too!"

KarjamP: "I'll go two."

PK: "What about you guys, other Player Characters?"

Shaie: "That is easy."
Shané: "I know."
Crizelda: "Wait wait wait, hold on. You both have Keyblades?"
Shané: "Yep. Looks like it..."
Shaie: "Well, if only Shane was alive..."
Crizelda & Shané: "He's dead?!"
An aura surrounds Shané. It is purple in colour. Her hair starts floating upwards.
Shané: "... Where's his Guardian?"
Sarah appeared, wearing a gas mask.
Shané: "DON'T EAT ME!"
Shané ran to a caravan and entered, hiding in fear.
Kay: "Yep, definitely related to Shane, he was just as scared of gas masks prior to his death..."
Sarah: "What is the meaning of this? I've got people to kill."
Megan: "... You killed our brother, didn't you?"
Nicole: "Uhh?"
Sarah: "Hmph. So the Purple Karjam told you? Tch. I did kill him and his girlfriend--"
Shaie: "If he was alive he'd say that Kim wasn't his girlfriend!"
Shaie summons a second Keyblade. Kingdom Heart's theme song for Roxas begins playing. Everyone looks at Kay.
Kay: "Well, it'd be better than not listening to music."
Megan: "I thought you preferred silence?"
Kay: "Only when I'm doing my job - and I'm not doing it, not since... that day that we met Shane..."
Tears begin to trickle down her cheeks.
Sarah: "Regardless, I've got people to kill, so, adios."
Sarah disappears in a cloud of smoke at the exact moment that Shaie leapt at her.

Shaie: "You're not getting away."
Sarah turns around.
Sarah: "How did you-- never mind."
Sarah instantly grabs Shaie by the neck. Shaie drops her Keyblades, which quickly disappear.
Sarah: "The longer you resist, the more painful it will be. If you try to attack me, I will strangle you. If you stop thinking about attacking me, I will let you go and send you back to your sisters and your cousin."
Shaie struggles in vain to kick Sarah. She is starting to turn blue. She soon loses consciousness. Sarah drops her to the ground.
Sarah: "Didn't even need to hold you tightly. Oh well..."
A portal opens up underneath Shaie, and swallows her. She ends up at her sisters again.
Sarah: "... Now, to kill someone else... Melfice."
She teleports.

...

Kay: "Shaie!"
Megan: "Oh no... She's dead!"
Nicole: "... She's still alive. It's just that us Neumanns don't have any hearts or pulses. Neither does the Tyrantos."
Megan: "How do you know that?"
Kay: "Yeah, how?"
Nicole: "I'm the smartest one in the family, remember."
Crizelda: "So now what? We should probably let her rest."
Nicole: "Uh huh. And tell Shané that the Guardian is gone... but who's Melfice?"
Kay gasps.
Kay: "Melfice?!"
Nicole: "Yeah, using one of the abilities I have from the Purple caterpillar--"
Nicole blushes.
Nicole: "Er, sorry, I meant Purple Karjam. Anyway, using one of his abilities I have access to, I can use Fourth Wall Reading. And the Guardian plans to kill a Melfice person..."
Kay: "Melfice... he's my ex-boyfriend. He's nothing but a common murderer though. I thought he died ages ago since I was 10... I remember... He was covered entirely in horns..."
Megan: "What?!"
Crizelda: "Shané!"
Shané was lying on the ground behind Kay. Kay turns around.
Kay: "She's unconscious..."
Megan: "... I sense a powerful energy from her."
Crizelda runs to Shané. Then she places two fingers on her left arm, which had an armband.
Crizelda: "Calling upon the powers of ice!"
A bright flash of light. Crizelda's outfit changes, as does her eye and hair colour.
Crizelda: "Ice Element Form activated."
Kay: "Huh?"
Megan: "What?"
Crizelda: "I have an armband that she enchanted. It allows me, a full-blood human, to change into one of nine forms which allows me to control an element or two."

Kush: We should all go to Earth, as we have nothing to do here. Oh well, I might as well go give my friend a Magmortar card for a Reshiram EX.

Shawn: so this is earth, interesting
nbaheen: let's go, there lots of cool places to see
nbaheen creates a horse with wings
the two fly off

PK appeared, along with KarjamP and the Jennies.

They dragged along Colt and Kotcha.

KarjamP: "But what about Dr. Time's characters?"

PK: "They can move between worlds easily.
"Anyway, what happened, Nicole?
"I don't feel like using my Fourth Wall Reading ability now."

Nicole: "Let's just say... a lot has happened..."

PK: "...Okay."

KarjamP: "It seems that Sarah has gotten a lot more blood thirsty than usual."

PK: "..?"

Several hours go by...
Shaie and Shané both regain consciousness.
Shaie: "My head... Why does it hurt?"
Nicole: "That Guardian tried strangling you..."
Shané: "... Huh? What happened?"
Kay: "I dunno, but whatever happened, you've got a piece of Pacen sealed within you."
Crizelda, Shané, Megan, Shaie and Nicole all gasp.
Crizelda: "That sounds evil..."
Kay: "It is. Pacen is the god of darkness, on the planet of Glorphia. The Glorphian god of light, Rasia, was killed ages ago. Pacen had to sacrifice himself in order to do this, however, and several Light-siding Glorphians sealed away his pieces..."
A black portal opens and a duo wearing gas masks walk out. They summon black Keyblades that are enveloped in a purple mist.
Megan: "Uhhh, we've got problems."
Kay: "They're both got pieces of Pacen in them as well."
Shaie: "... You've faked your deaths, didn't you?"
Nicole: "Uh? What are you talking about?"
Shaie: "That's Shane and Kim."
Nicole: "No, it can't be, their manicles shattered!"
Another black portal opens, and Sarah steps out. Both portals close.
Sarah: "Well. I forgot about your ability to learn things from others... Kill them all."
The duo strike Crizelda down. She hits the ground with a thud.
Shané: "CRIZELDA!"
A red aura surrounds Shané as Kay and Megan rush to the evil duo, just to get struck down as well.
Shané: "MEGAN! KAY!"
A green and a blue aura surrounds Shané. Nicole rushes in as well, with Shaie running to Sarah.
Nicole: "You will pay!"
Shaie: "Definitely!"
The duo strike Nicole down rapidly. Sarah grabs Shaie by the neck and starts choking her. Shaie quickly loses consciousness, then Sarah throws her against the fence. A yellow aura surrounds Shané. Her eyes are entirely blank now.
Sarah: "Fools. Wha?"
Shané: "Stop."
Boy: "Tch, as if."
Girl: "We will kill you."
Shané: "I said... STOP."
Sarah: "Eliminate her as well."
The Purple Karjam was about to move when something told him to stand still. The enemy duo teleport to Shané, but before they manage to even hit her with a sword, she disappeared.
Sarah: "How did she do that-- GAH!"
Sarah crashes into the ground; Shané had teleported to Sarah and attacked.
Shané: "No more games. You will pay."
Boy: "They're not dead, they're just unconscious!"
Girl: "... There goes the Halloween plan, stupid."
Boy: "You mean our Guardian's fake killing us?"
Girl: "YES, YOU IDIOT!"
Boy And Girl: "Shane and Kim, dark form off."
A bright flash. The immortality armor disappears.
Sarah: "Darn... Who knew...?"
PK: "Explain yourself, Sarah."
Sarah: "The SCS Shane and Kim wanted me to get one of the other variants' Shane and Kim to pull a Halloween prank - see, in this variant, it's October, whereas in the SCS variant, it's January. They also pretend to be evil - yet they aren't, because they're killing all the evil people before they even get a chance to harm somebody close to them."
Shane: "Id est, we pretended to die. The shattered manicles were just an illusion."
Kim: "Pretty impressive how our skills went, wouldn't you-- HA! -- agree?"
Kim had fired a bolt of fire at Shané's energy blast.
Shané: "You will regret it."
Shane: "... They're still alive, darn it! Who are you, anyway?"
Sarah: "... Apparently, your only Inhuman cousin."
Kim: "What?"
Shané: "That's not true..."
Shane: "... Uh? You lost me."
Kim: "Yeah. Totally."
Sarah: "This is Shané Lambrechts, your cousin. One of your mother's sisters' children, I think."
Shane: "No way."
Kim: "I don't understand..."

PK: "Great news.
"Now I'd just have to send a message to my past self and..."


Shane: "Huh?"

PK: "Nothing currently important.
"That explains why the universe didn't destruct ages ago while we're trying to figure out how to resurrect you two.
"Wait, but if this is the case, then why was the universe unstable enough for Kush to force this universe to make him a rainbow Dragon Rider of this one as well?"

nbaheen and Shawn appear
nbaheen:you say it as if the universe was a being,i am sure it would have been possible,regardless of the universe stability or some fellow's death
n-evil:how can you say that
n-good:why is the universe pulled into this,it's not like it's alive or anything
nbaheen(t):i can say that because Kush did it and this pathetic universe is not depending on a tiny inhuman...it's quite the other way around if you ask me

PK: "Yeah, but before Author Shane's retcon, I had said that it's a lot more easy to do since the universe was unstable."

nbaheen:..how can the universe be stable or unstable?it's not some sort of nuclear gas or something
n-evil:enough mister logic
n-good:i think i'll go get lost in your thoughts for a while now
n-evil:i might as well do that it will be a rest from 'Mr.professor' and 'mister logic'

Shane: "... The instability was part of an illusion we made."
Kim: "Don't know about the rainbow manicle thing, though, because that's not supposed to be possible without killing the other Dragon Riders in the LFE variant. Sarah told us that."
Shane: "So, either that rainbow manicle is also an illusion, or... all the Dragon Riders in the LFE variant are dead!"
Kim: "Which would mean that Sarah wouldn't be able to go there..."
Sarah: "That's right."

COLT: I DONT UNDERSTAND. I JUST WANT THINGS TO STAB!

Kush: You guys are wrong. The only way I could make a manicle was due to me killing all my other selves. Thus, all the other mes' manicles could easily be formed for me.

nbaheen: thatexplains it, now I may as well go practice my skills or something

Sarah: "But that's not even possible!"
Sarah opens a portal.
Sarah: "I'm going to go to the LFE variant now."
She walks through it, but she isn't sent to the LFE variant. The portal closes as she turns around.
Sarah: "What? I can't access it anymore?!?!!??"
Shané: "... Looks like that place is inaccessible..."
Shaie: "Wow, that's bad."
Shane: "Indeed..."
Kim: "Now what?"
Kay: "Well, guess that means death in that variant?"
Megan: "Oh well... That's that then..."
Nicole: "Apparently, we're banned from that variant?"
Crizelda: "Oh well..."

Kush: Well that's one out.

PK: "Or, Kush could've found the way to 'hack' the universe to force him to have it.
"Afterall, a 5th Elemantilist is a very powerful being.
"In the Draconian group of multiverse's confusion, it may have refuse to to allow Sarah access to Draconia Variant D, which is what you guys are referring to the LFE variant."

KarjamP: "Here, take this, Sarah.
"This is a Karjamian Warping device.
"This device is designed to bypass any and all barriers that gets in its way of creating portals to other worlds.
"Therefore, you can go to that world using this one.
"Can't guarantee the universe's stability when you visit that world, as your presence may cause it to be unstable.
"If it fails to work, properly or malfunction, it's due to malfunction.
"While they're designed to be very well made, very durable and lasting for a very long time, they can still break or malfunction, especially if it's either sabotaged, which is very difficult, although not impossible, to do, or poor manufacturing sets in.
"I made sure it's not poor manufactoring and not sabotaged, but even then it has an almost non existent chance of breaking like that.

PK: "Okay, KarjamP. Enough with the long explanations."

KarjamP: "..."

PK: "Anyway, Nbaheen, have you heard of personification?
"Also, it's very much possible to damage the universe's reality and even destroy it, by either fiddling with it through reality warping, or if you cause a paradox of some kind, like time traveling to the past and killing your grandfather."

nbaheen:reality warping is another thing all together PK,but causing paradox can't make it unstable,sure it can change history and all but not make the universe unstable,unless you actually go to the time before the universe was created and prevent it from being created all together but that can't be possible because...eh...there is no space but...
n-evil:stack in your own explaination?
nbaheen:i hate these paradoxes and how time works
nbaheen(t):and shouldn't you be lost in my thoughts
n-evil:there is still junk about reality and what you talk in there,just twisted and more abstract

Sarah tries to warp using the device, but nothing happens.
Shaie: "Scan."
Shaie's eyes turn into binary.
Shaie: "The thing's still as good as new, it's not even broken. Yet for some reason it is impossible to go to that place."
Her eyes turn normal again.
Sarah: "Yep, that universe's gone. Entirely."
Nicole: "... That's because Author Shane has apparently been banned from there."
Sarah: "What?"
Nicole: "Long story. Anyway, he tried going there since yesterday but got the message that he was banned, although his usergroup is still the same as the default one so that nobody knows he is banned."
Sarah: "That makes no sense..."
Nicole: "Think about it. If Author Shane can't go there, none of us can! Well, sure, the other Authors can go there and so can their characters. And that's enough breaking the Fourth Wall. And I divided that by zero."
Kay, Shaie, Megan, Crizelda, Shané and Sarah: "OH SH--"
Nicole: "Just kidding!"
Kay, Shaie, Megan, Crizelda, Shané and Sarah: "What?!"
Nicole: "Of course, Chuck Norris doesn't divide by zero, Zero divides by Chuck Norris."
Kay: "You're not making any sense, sis."
Shaie: "Yeah, you sound... insane... What's a Chuck Norris?"
Shané and Crizelda both facefault.
Shané: "It's an American actor and hero!"
Crizelda: "HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO THAT IS!?"
Megan: "Probably by being oblivious? Or being from another planet?"
Sarah: "Anything's possible..."