The Battle: Episode 1: The Quest Begins

nbaheen(t):are sure I was not teleported to some lecture or theory class?
n- evil: now I am beginning to wonder too
nbaheen: aren't we supposed dissect bring Shane to live because all we seem to be doing is discuss about the multiverse

KarjamP: "PK loves explaining things, Nbaheen."

PK: "Does anyone have a plan?"

KarjamP: "Author Shane and Author Kim seems to be misssing, so we can't just ask for their help unless we know where they're are."

Sarah: "See, I can go to dimensions where Shane and Kim exists. I was born in the dimension that they have fused - weird names, by the way - and nowhere else. Anyway, plan?"
Kay: "Shaie's unconscious, and in case nobody noticed, THERE'S AN ARMY OF ROBOTIC MAN-EATING SQUIRRELS HERE TRYING TO KILL US!"
The robots short-circuit and explode.
Kay: "Who did that?"
Sarah, Megan, Claire, Roxas and Jason look at nbaheen.

Kushagra: Nbaheen did that, didn't he?
Nbaheen: How did you know?
Kushagra: 1. I know because of 5th wall reading and 2. Everyone is staring at you. That explains pretty much everything.

PK: "Wait, Loki!"

Nbaheen turned into Loki, while a dazed Nbaheen appeared next to him.

PK: "Don't cause Kush to think he really did it.
"For once, this Nbaheen's origin story's different than the other Nbaheens'.
"By the way, Sarah, I said 'when you explore the universe for a long time', meaning you need to be exploring the universe for years and years in order to find your counterparts, as you won't just encounter your counterparts just like that, as beings who are 'unique' are actually so rare that their counterparts are very, VERY, difficult to find.
"Besides, I know of cases where a being claims they can go through any universes but they can only, in fact, go through a certain range of multiverses that are itself numerous as to seem they're infinite.
"I've also said you're the only Sarah who exist in the Draconian range of multiverses.

nbaheen:stupid pokemon!cerberus!
a giant 3 headed dog appears
nbaheen:sick 'em boy
cerberus starts to chase loki
kush:is that your pet?
nbaheen: na,its just a creation of mine
n-evil: about time you created a mythological creature

Kay steps in front of Loki and gets bit by Cerberus. Her left arm is entirely ripped off.
Megan: "KAY!"
Kay: "I'm fine... but I have to defend the Pokémon... Zorua are cute, even if Zoroark are ugly...!"
Sarah: "Is her Energy Level actually increasing at the loss of her arm!?"

PK: "I bet she can regrow her arm."

KarjamP: "That's unlikely, PK."

PK: "Yeah, I know.
"I know enough Hogwarts wizardry to brew a potion to regrow your arm if you can't do it yourself.
"Anyway, Loki, return!"

A beam of light hit Loki as it turned him into energy that retreated back into the Pokeball.

Cerberus deappear
kay's arm reappears
Kay:what?
nbaheen: it was the Pokemon's doing, the Cerberus I created is not the real one and will not attack someone unless I tell him to

PK: "Okay, yet another Loki-related retcon.
"At least her power grew, though."

It dropped.
PK: "I spoke too soon."

PK: "Speaking of which, I remember now that around this time is really when Author Shane and Author Kim got attacked by maids."

Kush: You mean the Gas Masked Maids?

PK: "Yes, I mean them."

Suddenly, PK's memories was shifted.

PK: "Oh, no."

KarjamP: "What is it, PK?"

PK: "The Shane and Kim of Variant A had injected the Shane and Kim of this world with the virus that had destroyed them!"

n-evil: and the big deal ?
n- good : when will you learn some manners
n-evil: never

meanwhile two mysterious people are on earth
???: not here either, where is that guy

Charlotte appears.
Charlotte: "Is that green guy supposed to be destroying the planet of Cirai?"
Megan: "Oh no."
Kay: "If that happens... then Draconia will no longer have night or day!"
Jason: "How would that happen?"

Nega-Lime: "I'm still here, listening to your stupid conversations while Il'andri'iel and I are waiting for the authors to control us."

Kay: "Shut up."
Jason: "Isn't that a bit rude?"
Kay: "I don't give a ****."
Megan: "... She's angry, alright. Once she starts swearing... run."

Kush: Run? Why not teleport?
*Kush teleports everyone behind him*
Kush: Calminy Marasigo!
*Kay stops swearing*
Kush: Better?

*Kay starts swearing again*
Megan: "That won't work. The only thing that would work is if somebody makes her happy and that will take forever. I don't know anyone who can make her happy."

Nega-Lime: "Besides, that doesn't stop us two from teleporting to you guys as well."

nbaheen: why not just knock the wind out of Kay, it would be a lot easier and faster
Kay: how dare you say that?!

PK: "Or at least, try to calm her down.
"Does anyone know how to calm her down?

Megan: "The only thing that would work is if somebody makes her happy and that will take forever. As I've said, I don't know anyone who can make her happy."

n-evil:really i say just beating the wind out of here would work perfectly fine
nbaheen: so naga lime, what do you want?

Colt: I guess if nega lime and Il'andrei'iel are here we could kill them

Kay:**** that!
nbaheen:you are annoying me
nbaheen press gently on Kay's shoulder with two fingers and she instantly falls to the ground
nbaheen:you better stay quite if you know whats good for you
Kay:what the..i mean what did you do?
Kay stands up
nbaheen:so naga lime II'and...whatever you're name is what do you want

Kay: "**** you. **** you all--"
Kay suddenly collapses.
Megan: "KAY!"
Nega-Lime Karjam: "She was annoying me."
A blue aura surrounds Megan.
Megan: "You'll... pay... for... THAT..."
Megan's dress turns blue. Her hair turns a lighter shade of brown.
Megan: "YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!"
Megan disappears. In an instant, Nega-Lime Karjam staggers backwards as Megan reappears behind the Purple Karjam.
Jason: "... Harm Shaie's sisters, I get mad. Harm Shaie, I get murderous. I'm just mad now."
Jason transforms into Super Saiyan form and fires several energy beams at the sky. Then they hit the ground around Nega-Lime Karjam.

nbaheen: well I guess I will join the party,but I wonder what I should summon to do my fighting...
n-evil:a vampire, better yet how about a death knight?
n-good: lame, how about a paladin?
n-evil: please good those guys can't fight a kitten
n- good: why you!
nbaheen(t): forget that I ever asked
nbaheen:I think I'm going to summon a lancer with wings
a knight with a giant lance and wings appear
n-good: seriously?
nbaheen(t) what? it can do elemental attacks and fly

Colt: what should I summon to do my fighting?
How about I just use my bow?
He fires several arrows into nega limes eyes

nbaheen:how exactly can you summon things to fight for you colt,I can do that because it is my main power anyway
nbaheen points towards naga lime and the lancer charges toward him

*Kush transforms into Heart & Soul form*
Kush:By the warmth of my Heart and the coldness of my Soul, I shall defeat you!

"HEARTSOUL 5th ELEMENTAL"

*A massive white beam with pink and blue streaks fires from Kush's hands. It obliterates the Nega Lime Karjam.*

Kush: Onslaur Revoret!

*Kush becomes into Bloody Chaos form. His hair, shirt, jacket, shoes, gloves all become red. His pants stay black.*

Kush: Blood Scythe!
*Kush summons his Blood Scythe*

Kush: Eraptucus Blorioda!
*Blood covers Il'andrei'iel.. Then he explodes, all the blood going to the Blood Scythe.*

Kush: Revert.

*Kush becomes normal*

However, Nega-Lime Karjam survived! And what's more, he didn't seem to have any sort of wound!
Nega-Lime Karjam: "Did you really think that would hurt me?"
Megan: "Colt can summon things due to his bloodline, I'd say. But this guy over here who's completely the opposite of the Purple Karjam..."
Jason: "If he dies, the Purple Karjam dies as well... right? I don't really know, I'm just guessing here."
Charlotte: "Green guy here is because of a world where everything has opposites. Purple entered it, and thus Green was created. ... That is what happened, right, Purple?"

nbaheen: I think you forgot about me
nbaheen's lancer stabs naga lime and push him to the ground while his lance starts to spin like a drill
nbaheen:I just love to mix two completely unrelated things into one, but then again
the lancer disappears and naga is unharmed
nbaheen: I was kinda expecting that, who is this green guy you're talking about?
naga lime karjam: you really think you're puny attacks can hurt me?
nbaheen: they didn't hurt you because I didn't bother, I simply wanted to crush you to the ground
naga lime: you really are an odd person aren't you

Kush: You know what? I don't care. I don't care if Nega Lime dies. It's gonna be the end of the world anyways in like 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years.

PK: "If Nega-lime somehow dies, then, no. Our worlds of origin are different.
"Not to mention the consept of Ying Yang isn't true in my home world.
"If Nega-Lime were to somehow die, I would be unharmed, since my life isn't tied to my opposite.
"Even so, it's very difficult to kill him."

A mysterious girl appears.
Girl: "Hi! Uhh... what's going on here?"
Nega-Lime Karjam grabs the girl, who doesn't seem worried.
Nega-Lime Karjam: "Now you're going to-- what the? Hand signs?"
Girl: "Elemental Force - Smoke Doppelganger!"
A girl looking just like the first appears at the Purple Karjam.
Nega-Lime Karjam: "Huh? Oh well."
Nega-Lime Karjam creates a surge of energy, electrocuting the girl he was holding. She disappears in a puff of smoke.
Girl: "Nice try. I'm right here!"
Nega-Lime Karjam: "What the--?! HOW THE--?!"
Girl: "The name... Rosa Meyers. Kekkei Genkai is useful, don't you think?"

Kush: Rosa Mayers huh? Never heard of you. But as for Nega Lime here, I think he needs to zip his pants.
*Nega Lime zips up his pants*
Nega Lime: How did-

Kush punches Nega Lime in a lot of places. He then kicks him up, teleports, smacks him to the ground, and-
Kushagra: ELEMENTAL OVERDRIVE!
Every elemental in the world is launched from Kushagra's Hands. Nega Lime starts to get 5th Elemental aura over his body.
Kushagra: Brutacusilio Naridensicorlia!
Nega Lime: ARGH!
*Kushagra turns into a White Orb. He goes through Nega Lime. Nega Lime becomes white. And soon he is covered in blood*
Kush: Onslaur Revoret!
*Kush becomes into Bloody Chaos form. His hair, shirt, jacket, shoes, gloves all become red. His pants stay black.*
Kush: Blood Scythe!
*Kush summons his Blood Scythe*
Kush: Aloria Bloronia Calondia!
*Kush absorbs Nega Lime's power*
Kush: Revert!
*Kush becomes Normal*
Nega Lime: Thanks...... FOOL!
Kush: WHAT?
Nega Lime: Attacking me only makes me stronger! You'll never kill me!
Kush:
Nega Lime: What?
Kush: I just used Aloria Bloronia Calondia on you. That means that now you are powerless, while you feel like you are the strongest. No one escapes me.
Nega Lime: What?! NOO-
Kush: C-Funnel Burst!
*It rains a millions swords, and they all trap Nega Lime in a ball. The swords become transparent.*
Kush: As long you are in this, I'll be free to play Pokemon Fire Red and catch Deoxys.
Everybody: What?!?!?
Kush: I have passed Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Leaf Green, and now Fire Red, if I catch Deoxys. Deoxys is my favorite Legendary. Most people Like Zekrom, Reshiram, and Kyurem. I don't. They suck anyways.

nbaheen:I hardly remember who those pokemons are except for deoxys
naga lime teleports out of the ball
nbaheen jumps and tries to kick naga lime but someone appears and holds nbaheen's shirt from the nick
nbaheen summons a giant
nbaheen: let go of my shirt if you know what's good for you
???: that's enough playing and you have grown quite a lot since I last saw you
nbaheen: have met?
.???2: he can't even remember you, ironic
???: be quite *sigh*I'm am your brother,my name is Shawn, and my friend's name is ken
nbaheen:I had a brother!
n-evil: that's new
n-good: he doesn't even feel like a human
naga lime: guys I'm still here
ken: sorry karjamian
ken appears in front of naga like karjam presses his nick than hits his forehead with his palm making naga lime hold his head
nbaheen: how can you be my brother if you aren't even a human?
Shawn: why that's because I am not, and nor are you, when was the last time you saw a human who can summon anything he wanted?
nbaheen: well..
Shawn: we are called shokan,we are a wise and peaceful race who can create things to help us in our work
nbaheen:...
the giant disappears
nbaheen(t): did you guys knew that I had a brother?
n-evil: how on earth so you suppose we knew that
nbaheen(t): I dunno you guys know a lot about about my past and childhood
n-good:I have faints memory of that face and flying through space but that's all

Suddenly, he teleported away from the group and formed solar panels around him.

PK: "He's using Solar Absorb, which allows him to get energy from the sun.
"In this case, he's using it to heal himself and form an attack, so it seems."

Nega-Lime: "SOLAR BEAM!"

A huge beam of light came from Nega-Lime that went in the direction of the group.

a giant mirror appears in front of the group which reflects the solar beam which hits the solar panels and destroys them
nbaheen: come on now that's method of absorbing sunlight isn't very effective you will have to wait for at least 3 hours to make a solar beam good enough to break a mirror forget about harming us, besides solar panels are rather fragile
naga lime: don't mock me
ken appears in front of naga lime and grabs him by the shoulder and throws him away
ken:I haven't done that for quite awhile now
naga lime hits a tree which breaks

PK: "Just don't get confused with Shawn and Shaun."
Shaie: "Huh?"
PK: "Long story."
Megan: "Uhh, Shaun Engiabo used to be Shane's Nobody, but Shane and Kim merged with their Nobodies ages ago."
Kay: "Yeah, so we can't get confused with Shawn."
Nicole: "Indeed..."

Shawn:shawn and Shaun have two completely different pronunciation,only a fool would confuse them
nbaheen:i agree with my brother PK
naga lime jumps back to his feet
naga lime:how dare you lecture me about these things!?
nbaheen:i lectured you about these things because you didn't know about them,and also how exactly can a little beam of light which is hardly radioactive do anything more than make the enemy temporarily blind
naga lime:it destroyed my solar panels didn't it
Shawn:actually,i destroyed them,you simply didn't see me because of my speed and the reflected light

PK: "Nega-Lime can shape shift.
"Those solar panels were part of him.
"Destroying them means that you've hurt him."

nbaheen:still this did prove he was a complete idiot, how can one use light to hurt his enemies, this isn't a Pokemon or RPG game
n- evil: actually, it can be counted as an RPG
nbaheen(t): did I ask for fourth wall breaking opinions?

offtpoic:i accidently voted one of karjamp's post and can't undo it, sorry

Megan: "How can light be damaging? Light can harm those who are dark. Me, I control light as well as ice. In the Pokémon games, there are damaging Ghost-type attacks. Ghosts are, by definition, not supposed to be able to harm people, yet it can harm people anyway. Does that make any sense?"
Rosa shakes her head.
Rosa: "... Scientists..."
Megan: "Actually, I'm a police officer from Draconia."

nbaheen:have you every studied science? the only damage light can do is make some one temporarily or permanently blind if too bright, sure it can be damaging but only if i it's something like direct light froma nuclear explosion such as the light from a sun which of course is you could say filtered by ozone gases
Rosa:I guess I should have called you a scientist
nbaheen: I'm a student any student of class 6 or even 5 knows that

PK: "That's not light.
"It's solar energy which radiates light.
"That's how I've also observed what the Lazar guns in fiction really fire in general."

Nega-Lime teleports behind Il'andri'iel.

Nega-Lime: "Il'andri'iel, it's your turn."

PK: "Seems like they're playing tag."

KarjamP: "Oh, hello there, Offtpoic!"

PK: "..."

Heartless appear. They all surround Nega-Lime Karjam and Purple Karjam's groups. Music begins to play.
Rosa: "Ergh, that stupid laptop of mine!"
Megan spins around in a circle.
Megan: "StaarrrrrLIGHT!"
Megan leaps upwards and pillars of pure light strike the Heartless, destroying them. Then more monsters appear.
Megan: "Light Sphere!"
Megan fires a ball of pure light at the monsters, destroying them. More Heartless appear and begin to attack Nega-Lime Karjam and the Purple Karjam!

the heartless are sliced in half
nbaheen: ...
more appear
nbaheen: ninjas
ninja quietly kill the heartless
nbaheen: these heartless don't stand a chance against us ll'andrei'll, and what kind of stupid name is that anyway

Il'andri'iel: "I'm a Dark Elf. Elves have weird names, y'know?"
Megan raises her left arm. An icy aura surrounds her.
Megan: "Ice Fang!"
Icicles appear from out of nowhere, destroying several more Heartless. Megan twirls around.
Megan: "Icy Faerie Slash!"
Megan stabs the ground with a sword. A blue circle appears in the ground. Then spears of ice strike all the Heartless inside the circle.