The Battle: Episode 1: The Quest Begins

PK: "I was done treating the others a while ago, Kush.
"Weren't you paying attention?"

Shane takes a coin out of his pocket and gives it to the Purple Karjam. The coin said "1 Attention".

Shane: "There's the Attention you wanted."

Taylor facepalms.

Shane: "What? It's the Esiësian currency!"

Kush: *Laughing so much that almost transformed into Sound form*

Taylor: "... What."
Shane: "Listenings, Attentions, Hearings. Those are the three types of coins on Esiësia. Listenings are copper, Attentions are silver, Hearings are golden."
Keira: "That's weird."
Tifa: "Indeed."

Kush: Go read Shane's Location's Thread.


































*The wall just stayed there. Nothing happened*


Kush: Weird. I wonder why it didn't break.

PK: "Not many of us can go beyond the fourth wall like that, Kush.
"Anyway, I wonder if they accept intergalactic currency, or at least convert to and fro that currency."

Shane: "I doubt it..."

PK: "Then I wonder if they have currency exchange or something?"

Shane: "Well, one hundred Listenings is worth one Attention, and one hundred Attentions are worth one Hearing, if that's what you mean. It magically converts itself apparently."

PK: "I meant like, for example, Draconian coins to Attentions, or American Dollars of Surfacia to Attentions, etc."

Keira: "No, that's impossible. That's why monsters exist on all non-Surfacia planets - to kill for coins."
Tifa: "Or one could just steal 'em."

Shane glares at Tifa.

Shane: "You're a thief?"
Tifa: "Assassin, actually."

PK: "RPG physics.
"Great thing!
"Then all fighters now can get rich quick!"

KarjamP: "That was sarcasm, wasn't it?"

PK: "You can say so."

Shane: "... Lemme guess, a legend?"
Tifa: "Yep. Legend states that the Red Karjam, responsible for the Karjamian Cliffs on Draconia, created monsters as he felt like it would be useful to punish people for crimes. Not that it helped, of course."
Keira: "Blah blah blah."

It starts raining popcorn.

Shane: "You did not just do that."

PK: "Reminded me of a similar insane person from another world.
"Anyway, I had always known of other mes from other worlds, not that I often encounter them often of course."

Taylor: "Keira, what are you doing?"
Keira: "Halb halb halb."

The popcorn starts falling upwards and appears from the ground.

Tifa: "Wait, is the ground a cloud now?"
Taylor: "Well, yeah. Look, it's raining upside down..."

PK: "Okay, that's wierd."

KarjamP: "And I think we need to wait for Author Shane to sort out his financial problems in order to come back."

PK: "...Good Idea."

The popcorn broke.

PK: "Don't tell me that the fourth wall became a piece of popcorn!?!"

A giant appeared, stepping on the popcorn!

Taylor: "Nope, it didn't. That did break the popcorn, though!"

PK (calmly): "Hello, giant.
"What do you want from us?"

Giant: "I vant ze blood of a Karjam-man!"

Taylor: "... He wants your blood? Oh man."

Giant: "I come vrom ze Opposite Vorld."

PK: "...! That sounds like a place where Nega-Lime was could be born in..."

Off-topic:

PK: "Not that it's the same place, as I know plenty of YING_YANG worlds in existance, and it was the first one that I visited that resulted in my evil opposite.
"Anyway, too bad that I don't bleed.
"Oh, you must be talking of a Karjamian's blood?
"Even if we have a Karjamian currently on our team, I wouldn't let you have him."

Giant: "Fee, fie, foe, fum, foo, fay, fax, fir, I smell ze metavorical blood of a Karjam-man!"
Taylor: "... Wait, who is this Nega-Lime?"
Shane: "Long story short: the Purple Karjam went to a world where everything must have opposites, and that's how Nega-Lime Karjam existed. At least, that's what I've been told by a Jenny Everywhere some time long ago."
Keira: "Sounds like the giant is after you, guy in the purple."

Tifa throws something towards the ground, and it lands.

Tifa: "Hopefully it'll activate when the giant steps on it..."
Shane: "Huh?"
Keira: "Worry not, if it does activate..."

The giant steps onto the object and instantly gets trapped by an invisible barrier!

Giant: "Vhat iz this?"
Tifa: "Gas Chamber Mines. The barrier prevents the gas from escaping, and it's also indestructible to everything except one thing: the one who threw the mine in the first place. Me. Good bye."
Taylor: "Tifa. You're officially the most meanest - and creepiest girl I have ever seen in my entire life. Shane takes the creepiest boy part, and so far, nobody has the meanest part."

The giant begins coughing and wheezing, and quickly dies. The barrier remains still there, though.

Shane : "... CREEPY?! ... What."
Taylor: "I mean no offense by that, Shane~"
Tifa: "Taylor? How in Juno do you do that? Say things with hearts?"
Keira: "That's enough of that, Tifa. She's not human, after all!"
Taylor: "... Anyway, I have to go get an elephant mask."
Shane: "...!"

Shane quickly hides behind a tree made of ice that wasn't there before.

Tifa: "When'd that get there?"
PK: "Shane controls ice, you know."
Keira: "Oh, so he made the tree of ice?"
PK: "Yes, while the giant was still living."

PK: "And somehow, I have a urge to seek out a girl named Vicky.
"All well, may as well send a clone."

He created a clone that went far away from the scene.

EDIT: Needed to justify why PK would send a clone to ask a random girl like what you did.

A guy who looked like an ancient, bald pixellated man appeared. In his left hand, he had a model version of Mars.

Taylor: "Who's that blurry guy? Anyway, Shane, why don't you and the Purple Karjam have a little battle?"

??????: "Why not me and Kush have a battle?"
*Everyone except Kush look to the direction of the voice*
??????: "Didn't you see me? I was here with you guys for a couple of hours."
Kush: "She was there, but I had put a stealth cloak on you. No one could hear you, or see you. But you could act normally, Soumya."
Taylor: "You know her?
Kush: "Why wouldn't I? I am her blood brother, after all.
Soumya: "True, I am his sister. He probably said he was an only child, but Kush is the kind of person that doesn't ruin surprises."
Kush: I accept the challenge.

Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."
Kush: "Also, for some reason, Author Heaven Light can't post links. Is it because she is only on Peasant rank?"
Soumya: "You can say that again."


Kush: "Wall of Text, eh?
Soumya: "How many times did you break the 5th wall again?"

*The 5th wall broke*

Soumya: "I broke it again."

Taylor: "... Well, I guess..."

Off-topic:

PK: "I am not blood thirsty that I'd just challenge others for nothing.
"I WOULD, however, challenge guys who I see are powerful to test if they really are, and I'm willing to accept challenges to fight me."

Taylor: "Ah well."

PK: "What I AM curious is what a minecraft-esque figure is doing here?"

Kush: Looks like a Villager, or something. I once played Minecraft and I saw a villager, and accidently shot him down, instead of the zombie.

PK: "He looks more like a player character than a villager to me.
"Especially since he doesn't have one of those long noses."

Soumya: "Maybe it is a skin, or a texture pack."
Kush: "You play Minecraft too?"
Soumya: "Yup."

Pixellated Man: "Alright. How did you get me here? WAR!"

Soldiers rise up from the ground, not undead, but also pixellated. The man took out a sword from a hammerspace.

Pixellated Man: "FOR MARS THE GREEK GOD OF WAR!"

Taylor: "You do know that Ares is Greek and Mars is Roman, right?"

PK: "Technically, they're the same god.
"Romans had different names for the Greek god, but are otherwise mostly identical.
"And why do you want to rage war on us?"

Shane: "Hold on. Why would it think Mars is Greek?"

Taylor: "... Excellent question. Why? Are you perhaps a Mossmouthian?"

Shane: "...! Now my fury flows free~"

Shane takes this pose:

Lightning strikes him! Then suddenly, he's holding two katanas in his hands, standing in this pose:

Shane: "You're finished."

PK facepalmed.

PK: "While I'm sure it's a shout out to that forbidden forums or whatever, I'm sure it's nothing more than that.
"And this man here behaves nothing like that moderator."

Shane starts an epic combo that the pixel guy couldn't block. It finished with a spinning whirlwind of ice. The man melted.

Shane: "Huh?"

PK: "You might have been burning that man with ice, Shane.

Taylor: "Those weapons are lightning attribute. Shane controls both lightning and ice. How on Earth is that relating to fire?"

An Eliminator Heartless pops up.

Taylor: "Uh oh. We're dead."

KarjamP: "Huh, I didn't know that."

PK: "I only know as far as whomever's controlling me at the moment knows.
"And it seems that heartless are common in DRACONIA multiverses."

Shane: "We're on Earth."
Taylor: "Shane's right."

PK: "Wait, I suddenly have a case of Deja Vu."

KarjamP: "I think that's because of Author Taylor meddling with Variant C."

PK: "That's possible."

Shane: "Who?"

PK: "You don't know about authors?"

KarjamP: "If you don't know about authors, you aren't fourth wall aware."

Soumya: What?
Kush: Huh?

PK: "Er, okay.
"This may be difficult to understand."

KarjamP: "An author, also known as the Game Designer, the Writer, the makers of our story, etc. depending on how our adventures are portrayed, are people who come up with our adventures. They decide our fate."

PK: "Without them, we wouldn't exist, and even if we did, nothing would've occurred."

KarjamP: "They reside in world REAL, the world which its reality's so complicated, that the Karjamian dimension jumping devices can only open gates to fictional representations of that world."

Soumya: We know that that, but the 4th wall aware thingy majigy.

PK: "The being fourth wall aware thing is just being aware that the fourth wall exists."

Shane: "... It's all over my head..."

An illusionary appeared above Shane's head.

PK: "Why is there a dizzy smiley over your head?"

Taylor: "Must be an illusion..."