The Battle: Episode 1: The Quest Begins

PK: "Of course!
"Since the incident in world REAL where it was discovered that for all these years, a fraudster had been impersonating Shane in an attempt to cause others to hate him, it would make sense for him to retcon the Shane we all knew for being an imposter and that a real one would pop up."

Yoshiro: "In other words, the Shane that we were trying to find wasn't the real deal, Nbaheen."

KarjamP: "The imposter you're looking for has been kidnapped, if my memory serves correct."

nbaheen:yeah,whatever,not like i know him or anything.
n-evil:come to think of it,what on earth are we even doing here?

(Real) Shane: "'T'mun?"

Shane closes one of his eyes.

Shane: "Let's see... GYAKUTEN!"

Shane's eye turns green, as though it was a Sharingan, however, it lacked the tomoe around the eye. Shane then stands, deep in thought, until...

Shane: "GOTCHA! Aisugakure Style: Summoning Jutsu!"

Shane places his hands on the ground and in a puff of smoke, the other Shane and a girl were found, tied up with chains of ice. The sun seems unable to melt it.

Shane: "No escape... for you."
Impostor Shane: "How did you find me? No matter. I'm the Dragon Rider Prince! You can't harm me."
Girl: "Yeah, unless you wish death on all!"



(off-topic: my computer broke down on 23 December, so I apologize for the EXTREMELY late reply.)
(Could somebody post in this thread where this Battle's Kim currently is? Thanks in advance.)
(Also, check the main off-topic thread of the forums, please.)

Taylor appears suddenly, having forgotten if she was standing there or not. She looks at nbaheen.

Taylor: "That's nbaheen, in case you're wondering. Has an odd habit of talking to himself, in my opinion. And... do we even need to introduce ourselves?"

n-evil:this was new,what's next giant monkeys during full moons?
nbaheen:might as well see where this goes

off topic:sorry that i didn't post for so long,i had some trouble with my internet

Shane sheathes his sword.

Shane: "Alright, is there a reality warper here?"

nbaheen:reality warper?don't see any here,why did you ask?
n-good:aside from those guys

A girl appears out of nowhere, wearing a blue dress. Her face is covered in blood, as is her dress.

Girl: "S-somebody... help me, please..."

She falls to the ground in pain.

Shane: "... It would appear that we will have to help her out. I don't have any healing spells though..."

PK: "KarjamP, you've fallen asleep again."

He wakes up.

KarjamP: "...huh? What happened?"

PK: "Let's just say time unfrozed itself."

Yoshiro: "And Author Taylor's banned here."

KarjamP then remembers something.

KarjamP: "Oh, right. Her being banned for being a mole to Author Imposter Shane."

The blood-stained girl crawls forward.

Girl: "Help... me..."

n-good:are they just ignoring the lady there
nbaheen:i should be able to summon something-
* a  giant golem like creature with a red plus on his chest appears,approaches the lady and starts to treat her wounds*
n-evil:-rather scary and brutish looking for a healer

Shane: "Thank you. So... who are you?"

Impostor Shane: "Don't you dare ignore me--"

Shane snaps his fingers. Duct tape appears over the impostor Shane's mouth, preventing him from speaking.

Shane: "... Apparently, Enestebi is actually a random effect spell. Huh."

*nbaheen looks at the imposter*
n-evil:weirdo
n-good:maybe his the guy's long lost twin or something
(turning to charlotte)nbaheen:there that should do some help,(to the golem)you may leave
*the golem disappears*

Some lawyers came.

Lawyers: "Sorry, guys, but we're under orders from the Red Cross Hospital to send you a cease and Desist letter for using the trademarked Red Cross symbol."

The symbol disappeared from the golem before it left.

Lawyers: "That's all."

They disappear.

PK: "Yeesh, talk about touchiness about protecting one's trademarks."

Trope references: You Wanna Get Sued?, Disney Owns This Trope

Girl: "You have my thanks... I am Charlotte Seymour, born on 1 April 1997 and raised to be a witch who can defeat Dracula. My sister Yui was born a few minutes before me on 31 March, but she has chosen to become Dracula's ally."

Charlotte slowly gets up and hits the Purple Karjam over the head with a book.

nbaheen:so where is this 'Dracula'?
n-evil: and does he sparkle?
n-good:well looks like the red cross just changed an entire race.nice job 'charity service'.

Charlotte: "Dracula? He's at Dracula's Castle, somehow sealed inside a solar eclipse. And no, I don't think he sparkles. I think he enjoys turning into a bat, drinking blood and breathing fire, though."

Shane: "... My, how time flies... I turn 18 tomorrow. Er, I think? What's today's date again? Whatever. So, Charlotte, know you perhaps where Dracula's castle is, other than inside a solar eclipse-- wait, how is that even possible?"

nbaheen:who said anything about sparkles?but i guess we can just wait for a solar eclipse to happen and then enter it.Somehow



[out of character] the n good and evil are nbaheen's 'thoughts',so only nbaheen can hear them [/ooc]

Charlotte: "The next solar eclipse will be on 29 April 2014... as for the sparkles... well..."

Charlotte blushes slightly.

Charlotte: "Everyone who I have told about Dracula, asked me if he sparkled. I kinda thought you asked if Dracula sparkled, though you didn't... and we need a Time Mage."



[offtopic]
Oh, apologies. I had no idea; I thought that n-evil and n-good were two separate people from nbaheen.   
[/offtopic]

nbaheen:great we'll just wait until about 2 months and 5 days then
n-evil:that's ridiculous.
nbaheen:anyway(pointing at imposter shane)what should we do about that guy

Charlotte: "Who is that... wait, he looks just like you, er... what's your name?"

nbaheen:the people around here just called him 'imposter shane',poor guy,now let me just..
*nbaheen's glove turns into a scissor and approaches the imposter,cutting the duct tape*
nbaheen:alright start explaining what is your name and why do you look like that guy.
n-good:twins
n-evil:the type that always fight over everything

Yoshiro: "Dracula, huh?"

PK: "Is he the same Dracula that the Belmont family fought for generations?"

Charlotte: "Ah, yes, Captain Purple! But sadly, the Belmont clan died in 1993, so the prophecy of one of them sealing Dracula for good went to hell. So we've settled on killing him off permanently instead."

KarjamP: "Some alternate universe this one turns out to be! Heh, the protagonists of Castlevania dying off like that."

PK: "I know."

Shane: "Um. Charlotte, was it? That guy is an impostor... trying to impersonate me, of all people, and the reason, it's unknown. Other than that he wants to... 'ruin my reputation'. It makes little sense."

Shane glances towards the sky.

Shane: "The name's Shane Neumann. I am a Seeker of the Truth, and I've been locked up in a cellar for who knows how long. Managed to break free after I had to forcibly teach myself how to make a Rasengan, though it's mostly an icy variant. With lightning. So it's an ice and lightning-style jutsu at the same time."

Shane turns to face the impostor Shane.

Shane: "I shall have to do what I can to stop you from ruining any more lives..."

PK: "The Eternal Darkness! Reveal thy true form!"

Some energy came from PK and hit the imposter.

Nothing happened.

PK: "..."

He struck the imposter with a weak attack, whom immediately turned into another man.

PK: "He was wearing this magical ring, allowing a humanoid to temperary assume the appearance of Shane."

He showed the ring that was in his hand after he struck the imposter.

PK: "The "Thief" Poké Move sure comes in handy."

TED: "So you've finally figured it was me."

He put on a gas mask.

TED: "Feel the wrath of my darkness!"

Taylor: "TED!"

She ran to him.

Taylor: "Are you alright? What did that poor man did to you?"

Yoshiro: "Taylor?"

She put on another gasmask.

Taylor: "Call me The Eternal Oblivion from now on words!"

KarjamP: "How did you discover it was them?"

PK: "You told me. Remember?"

KarjamP: "Right. through the various "Ask PK some questions" threads that are technically out of canon here."

PK: "My alternate continuity versions of me there WOULD say what I would say when asked the same questions."

The ice chains that had bound TED and TEO faded away.

Charlotte: "An illusion?"

Shane went pale.

Shane: "Got past the Unmelting Ice Chain jutsu? Darn it..."

Shane turns around and runs to a wall. He kicks it. The wall falls apart.

Shane: "DARN IT! ICE STYLE: FROZEN HAIL SPLASH JUTSU!"

It starts hailing.

PK scanned TED.

PK: "He's an inhuman like you, Shane, complete with Ice as his element.
"In other words, he can absorb ice."

Shane frowned.

Shane: "And his other elements? Wait, don't tell me - he controls all other 59 Dariian elements too, doesn't he?"

PK scanned him again.

PK: "Hmm, while his main element's Ice, he is such proficient in his arts that he can wield all 60 Dariian Elements!
"Can anyone here do non-elemental damage to him (besides me)?"

Trope Reference: Non-Elemental

Shane: "... Well, that would be None-elemental, sadly... but then again, there's one element that he doesn't know of. That, in fact, nobody else knows of, except for me."

nbaheen:well,are you going to hit him with it or just talk nonsense?
n-evil:i am with the second option

PK: "The "none" element doesn't count as that's an actual Daraiian element with strengths and weaknesses."

Trope reference: Non-Elemental

Charlotte: "Non-elemental damage in this universe is the same as None-elemental damage, unfortunately. When this universe was written, the laws of it was set to be unchanging except to three beings... that's some prophecy I heard from my grandmother, Charlotte Aulin. She married Johnathan Morris, who could use Vampire Killer. They managed to stop Dracula once..."

Charlotte took a deep breath.

Charlotte: "I don't know who they are, but two of them are male and one of them, female, according to the prophecy. The one male has a fear of things that no normal person would have and has an eye that sees through deception and lies, the other, capable of communicating with two personalities within his mind. The prophecy says that the female would always cover her face until she finds the boy she is destined to marry, and that she is cursed with an eye that sees the truth."

nbaheen:fancy prophecy,but we can't wait for god knows how long for these people to appear
n-good:guy with talking voices in his head now I WONDER who could that be

Shane: "... Exactly right, Charlotte. I'm one of those three. Hence, element sixty-one... Trigram."

A portal opens and a girl steps out.

Girl: "Seriously, that's an element? What gives? You can't just go making new elements just like that!"

Shane: "... Can someone please escort her away from here before she starts annoying me?"

*nbaheen's glove extends and pushes her back inside the portal which then closes*
nbaheen:she does have a point though

* squeak *

Charlotte looks on her shoulder. A small rat is sitting there.

Charlotte: "He's one of the three? Cool! Hey, uh, guy with the glove whose name I don't know, you're one of the three mentioned in the prophecy."

*the glove comes back*
nbaheen:'nbaheen',but i don't see how i am related to this prophecy of yours..wait why on earth do we need an entire prophecy and a bunch of guys just to defeat some vampire
n-evil:yeah garlic or a piece of wood to the heart tends to  take care of those sorta stuff

Shane: "She's talking about harming these impostors. Considering the prophecy says that we can change the laws of this universe, I assume it means we can do anything we want."

nbaheen: o i see,but the imposter looks pretty harmless from what i have seen

Shane: "Or is he? He's stronger than me, I think..."

PK: "Well, why not have someone who can wield a magic system different from Daraiian magic, even if one has to rewrite reality to use it?
"What about a magic user from a different galaxy?"

Trope Reference: Wrong Context Magic

Yoshiro: "Er, PK?"

PK: "Yes?"

Yoshiro: "Shane's ability to rewrite the laws of reality allows him to effectively invoke the trope the narrator mentioned!"

PK: "...So it is.
"I doubt TED has mastery over the new Trigram element Shane had evented, since it only came into being a few moments ago."

Shane: "Even then, it might fail if our foe watches a certain anime with shinobi. He might have the Sharingan or something. Who knows?"

TED: "So long, we'll be going to Ireland to kill someone."
TEO: "Ciao. Teleportation Jutsu!"

TED and TEO both disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

Charlotte: "They've escaped! Ireland... where exactly in Ireland?"

*a clone of the imposter appears and charges at shane*
n-evil:FINALLY SOME ACTION!

Shane: "First he teleports, then he creates a clone of himself to keep us busy? This can't be good--"

Blood drips on the ground. Shane's forehead was bleeding as he staggered backwards. It hurt a lot, but Shane couldn't do anything about the pain...