The Battle: Episode 1: The Quest Begins

nbaheen: what on earth am I doing here?
n-evil: another teleportation, I really hate these things.
thousands of of armed men appear
nbaheen: destroy them all
the warriors start to slice and blast the bug bloxes

Zoroark: "If you want, I can just teleport you out of the Datascape. And apparently, your powers work here as well... No way!"

Pikachu: "What?"

Zoroark: "He... He's not human or Inhuman... or Karjamian or Karjam..."

PK's head reappears as nbaheen's warriors destroy Bug Blox.

Pikachu: "Aaand he's fixing the glitches as well..."

nbaheen(t): how I wish I didn't come here.
nbaheen sighs
the warriors destroy everything
nbaheen: now that this stupidity is over would some explain to me what is with these random teleportation that always seem to hit me?
n-evil: god knows
n-good:I think it's destiny!
n-evil: please save your idiotic talks
nbaheen(t): forget that I ever asked anything.

KarjamP appeared by Nbaheen.

KarjamP: "The glitches teleported you here."

Meanwhile,

PK: "Technically, in addition for a surname Karjamians tend to give themselves, a 'Karjam' is a Karjamian term for a being who, while not a Karjamian, still somehow looks like them.
"I'm a Karjam under that definition.
"But yes, your right.
"I'm my own species.
"I have digital-based powers in digital worlds.
"Therefore, I can fix glitches just by looking at the world's programming, finding out the bugs, and then repair it.
"It isn't easy, though, due to how big digital worlds can seem.
"I'll see if I can figure out a way to restore Data-Ginny."

A bright flash of light appears. Everyone in Data-Earth (except for the Karjams) hold heir arms over their eyes.
Zoroark: "Okay, looks like this world is fixed..."
A portal springs open. It leads to the Datascape version of Traverse Town!
Zoroark: "More glitches are there. I wonder who went into the Keyhole of this Earth?"
Another portal springs open, this time leading to Data-Destiny Islands.
Zoroark: "And looks like only one can enter this Destiny Islands portal. Purple Karjam, will it be you?"

---

Meanwhile...
Shane: "So, what now?"
Shané shivers.
Kim: "What's wrong?"
Shané: "That girl wearing the gas mask over there gives me the creeps..."
Crizelda: "... And she's planning on killing us, I guess..."
Shane disappears instantly. Tidus falls over and hits his head against a tree, which knocks him out unconscious.
Crizelda: "Talk about a creative way to knock someone out."
The girl that Shané was talking about explodes! Shane reappears behind Kim.
Shane: "It was a trap. And backdoor found."
Shane goes inside a tree.

Inside the system sector...
Shane: "... Hold on. Since when are Darkside Heartless here?"

PK: "I'm not finished repairing Data Ginny yet!
"All well, I guess I should help Shane and his group at Destiny Islands."

He goes through that portal.

The portal closed up.

nbaheen:...might as well create some kind of portal and get out of this place
n-evil:easier said than done
nbaheen gets teleported to earth again
nbaheen:...

KarjamP: "Actually, you're on Data-Earth.
"Easier said than done to attempt to excape here.
"PK and I can, as we have tech designed to get past all barriers.
"As well as Kush and Louis, due to their power."

Shane: "Huh?"
The Purple Karjam summoned his Keyblade.
Shane: "... What are you doing here?"
A "" appears above Shane's head.
PK: "How many Darksides did you beat?"
Shane: "Fifty-one. In counting. There's still twenty-five thousand nine hundred fifty-six of them. Had no idea this world was that badly glitched!"

PK: "Hmm, this world is indeed in serious trouble.
"We need to find the source of the glitching."

Shane: "I think we're in it. I mean, look at them! 25956 Darksides, of which 51 are defeated?"
Kim appears along with a girl who looks oddly like Ginny.
Kim: "25956 Darkside Heartless. Sounds legit."
Kim summons a Keyblade as well. Then a cat appears. Ginny grabs it and begins petting it.
Ginny: "Soft kitty, warm kitty..."
Cat: "Meow."
The cat explodes, sending Kim and Ginny to the ground. Kim is unharmed due to her immunity to fire-based attacks.
PK: "Ginny?!"
Kim: "It's the real Ginny Anderson. Not the Datascape version."
Shane: "How'd she get in?"
Ginny gets up, her lip bleeding.
Ginny: "... Keyhole on the real Destiny Islands..."

PK: "Well, your data-equivalent had somehow disappeared due to the glitches.
"Anyway, want First Aid?"

Ginny shakes her head vigorously.
Ginny: "Huh uh."
Kim: "... If only Taylor wasn't unconscious, we could figure SOMETHING out."
Shane: "They come!"

PK: "I would've sent a clone through my dimensional portal to see what's wrong with Taylor if it wasn't for the fact that this world's very unstable."

Shane: "All worlds are."
Kim: "Yeah..."
Ginny: "Let's go!"

Eric: "That'll mean even worlds outside of the datascape would be unstable."

PK: "Eric, what are you doing here?
"You should be in the other The Battle thread."

Eric: "..."

He disappeared in a puff of smoke.

PK: "Yup, this world's glitching allright."

Kush: Is there ANYTHING I can do to help?
Louis: Yeah, seriously, I have been bored for 23 posts.

*A wall bro-
Louis: Shut up already. You are on my nerves, wall of randomness.

PK: "Whatever you do, don't break the fourth wall."
A -

KarjamP: "Don't even think about it, narrator."

Kim: "Hang on a second."
Ginny: "Why?"
Kim: "Today's the 25^th, right?"
Ginny: "Uh, yeah."
Shane: "Meh. These Heartless are--"

Kim begins singing, with Ginny only singing at some parts (indicated by the underlined words).

"Good luck, on your birthday!
And your quest, to be the very best!
Hold on, it's time to celebrate,
You're turning seventeen, on this day!

Some time ago, your quest began,
I remember saving you from death,
Falling in love at first sight,
Without staying to help you survive.

After meeting several people, you have changed,
You are now a better person,
Still oblivious to love, as you were
Before we even have met.

Good luck, you'll need it!
On your quest, to be the very best!
C'mon! Go forth!
On your journey, to be a master, yeah~

So stand up! For what is right!
For what is truth, for what is justice!
Be brave, get ready to fight,
With all your heart, and all your courage!

You are born to be a winner,
Born to be a champion, born to be a hero,
Born to be the very best, yeah~
Born to be the greatest - everyday!

Good luck, you'll need it!
On your quest, to be the very best!
C'mon! Go forth!
On your journey, to be a master, yeah~

Ooooooooh huh,
Ooooooooh yeah,
Oh-ho-ho huh,
Ohhhhhhh yeah~

Good luck, you'll need it!
On your quest, to be the very best!
C'mon! Go forth!
On your journey, to be a master!

Yeah, yeah, happy birthday,
Hope it's a fun day!
You're gonna be a master,
And the very best! Yeah~!

Shane: "... What."
PK: "I knew they were going to do that. Happy birthday, Shane!"
Shane: "I don't have one."
Kim: "What?"
Shane: "Not since..."
Shane removes his face, revealing a green-skinned alien!
"Shane": "I MURDERED him!"
????: "Et, amun?"
Everyone (including the Darksides) look up to see the real Shane cut the fake Shane in half with his Oversize Key Keyblade, before finishing off with a spinning slash so epic that it wipes all the Heartless out. Shane then unsummons his Keyblade.
Shane: "Thanks, you guys."
Kim: "You spoke Draconian..."
Shane: "Huh? Oh, that? I just made it up. You mean that's really Draconian?!"
Kim: "Yep."
Ginny: "This room is still red."
A Ruler of the Sky Heartless pops up.
Ginny: "This is gonna be bad!"

KarjamP: "I suddenly have a feeling of Deja Vu."

PK: "Because Author Avatar Kim had also sung a song to Author Avatar Kim in DRACONIA Variant A?"

KarjamP: "... yeah."

PK: "And can you explain to me why you seem to be in two places at once?"

KarjamP: "Well..."

Nbaheen fell from the sky.

KarjamP: "I'd say, glitches teleported us here."

The nbaheen was an illusion, however.

Ginny: "You didn't see that one coming, did you now?"
Shane: "That was me, practicing my Illusion abilities."
Kim: "Also, was there a Ginny?"

Then the real Nbaheen appeared.

Nbaheen: "What the?!?"

KarjamP: "Seems like the glitches want us here."

After that, a Jenny Everywhere appeared.

Jenny: "Great news!"

KarjamP: "Let me guess: There's now a world REAL equivalent of Kim?"

Jenny: "How did you know?"

KarjamP: "You've already told it to me, remember?"

Jenny: "Oh, yeah."

PK: "But isn't it too much of a coincidence that there JUST happened to be a Kim in world REAL?"

KarjamP: "She named herself after the Shane's Cave Story equivalent. Her real name isn't really Kim."

PK: "That explains it."

KarjamP: "She still seems to try to go to him, though."

Two girls appeared, surrounded by binary, wearing black outfits and gas masks. One of the girls had black wings, translucent as amber.

Girl 1: "Hold it, buster!"
Girl 2: "We're not going to let you leave this place alive."

Shane: "Are you two Heartless?"

Kim: "OH SHI--"

A massive explosion sends Shane, Kim and Ginny flying backwards. The two girls were unharmed, and so was the Purple Karjam and KarjamP. Jenny quickly disappeared before the explosion, and nbaheen was blasted all the way outside of the datascape.

Ginny: "You guys okay?"
Shane: "Yeah!"
Kim: "What was that explosion caused by?"

The group turn to see the Ruler of the Sky Heartless, merged with another Heartless.

PK: "You're the True Author Kim's characters, right?
"We're the good guys!
"You know, trying to save world like these?
"And how did you two get into the Datascape, anyway?"

The Ruler of the Sky roared.

Jenny: "Aren't you worried about that powerful heartless, PK?"

PK: "...
"(I sometimes wonder why I don't notice stuff like these all the time first place)."

The wingless girl starts to make hand signs rapidly.

Ginny: "She's going to use a jutsu, isn't she?"

Gasmasked Girl 1: "Poison Style - Poison Gas Jutsu!"

A cloud of toxic gas surrounds her. However, it doesn't go away from her.

Gasmasked Girl 2: "What? What's happening?!"

Shane: "Heh, I used my force field creation ability on you. In other words, you'd be killing yourself right now..."
Kim: "... if you didn't wear gas masks. How's that for thinking a step ahead, huh?"

Ginny: "... Besides, you just ruined Shane's birthday. THAT! IS! UNFORGIVABLE!"

Gasmasked Girl 1: "Outsmarted by a 17-year old boy... Ugh, that is so frustrating!"
Gasmasked Girl 2: "I'm still outside the force field, though--"

Shane: "Not anymore!"

Gasmasked Girl 1: "Shouldn't you be afraid of gas masks?"
Gasmasked Girl 2: "Yeah, what she asked."

Kim: "He got over that fear a long time ago."

PK: "Except for True Author Shane, who tries and fails at getting over it."

A wall broke. Literally. It fell on top of the Ruler of the Sky, killing it and revealing a secret passage.

PK: "... Okay, that's new."

Spoiler:

[offtopic]
I thought you said you'd refrain from using spoilers?
I don't mind, though KarjamP will need permission for.
[/offtopic]

Shane: "Wonder what's behind that?"
Kim: "Let's see."
Ginny: "Yes, let's."

Colt creates a birthday cake and hands it to Shane.
It explodes and covers the group in icing.

Colt: Oops. Shouldnt we worry about the new people who were trying to kill us

Ginny snaps her fingers, fixing the birthday cake.
Ginny: "Shane has them sorted, right?"
Shane: "Yeah, they can't leave the force field unless I remove it."
Kim: "Interesting, isn't it?"

PK: "Breaking the fourth wall here was said to be deadly earlier on.
"Perhaps the bad glitching prevented the normal effects of breaking the fourth wall from occuring?"

Gasmasked Girl 1: "That was a literal wall, not a fourth wall."
Gasmasked Girl 2: "This is a prison!"

Suddenly, two Ruler of the Skys appeared, along with more hordes of heartless.

PK: "This 'prison' is very unstable due to its programming be very bugged."

KarjamP: "I think they're referring to the force field around them.

PK: "...
"Anyway, as long as the bugs aren't fixed, we can't escape this place properly and some nasties would occur.
"Even if we can escape, we were brought here by Data Ginny to fix the digital Datascape replicas of actual worlds, so it may not be good for one's conscience to leave these worlds to doom."

Shane: "But these Heartless are in colour, not in black."
Kim: "Is that Riku?"
Ginny: "A bugged version of Data-Riku. And it's entirely black. Let the battle beige! Er, being. Errr, beggar. Er, oh, um... Whatever."

PK: "I dub these Hartlarful!
"What."

KarjamP facepalmed.

Colt throws the cake at the heartless.
Colt: Let them eat cake!!!
Shane: that was clever.
Colt pulls his bow out and starts sniping dem heartless

Gasmasked Girl 1: "We can't do anything, this kid's barrier prevents us from."
Gasmasked Girl 2: "Pixie dust is worthless, too. That is an interesting human, to be--"

Shane: "I'm Inhuman."
Kim: "And so am I."
Ginny: "Didn't see the cake coming, though."

PK: "And how did Colt find his way to us in the first place?"

KarjamP: "You only notice him now, PK?"

PK: "I wasn't paying much attention to him."

of topic:for the last time stop messing with my character's personality

the REAL nbaheen appears and the nbaheen that was standing before disappear
nbaheen:what did I miss?

[offtopic]I wasn't messing with his personality. I was missing with him physically (ie, have him teleported against his will to Shane's party due to the glitches. ).[/offtopic]

PK: "Well, we discovered that Nbaheen here killed another that turned out to be his clone because Author Nbaheen thought we were manipulating your personality even though you were teleported against your will by glitches."

KarjamP: "Yo don't have to get snarky about that, PK."

As the fourth wall was already "broken", I won't say that a wall broke.

Kush: Those Heartless.......... They aren't doing anything. Weird, huh?

off topic:

KarjamP wrote:

Nbaheen: "What the?!?"

so that is physical eh?

nbaheen: Mr.off topic sure is talking a lot today.
n-good:i am not quite sure if that is counted as a no fourth wall comment or not
n-evil:let's just call it a crack on the fourth wall...if it existed

Shane: "Well, whatever it is, they're attacking!"
Kim: "Get them!"
Ginny: "RIGHT!"

Gasmasked Girl 1: "I'm bored."
Gasmasked Girl 2: "How did we get here, again?"
Gasmasked Girl 1: "Long story."
Gasmasked Girl 2: "Oh. Well, let's wait here. And meditate those things to death."

Louis: Tiger Boxing!
*Louis punches the heartless with a shower of emerald fists*'
Kushagra: 5th Wave Volley!
*Homing Blasts come out of his hands and hit the heartless*

Colt draws knives, he starts slashing the heartless.

Colt: I was always here, I was just not saying anything because I didn't understand really. But now we're fighting, which is easy to understand. Hit stuff until it doesn't move.

[offtopic]That's only one thing. Besides, he's supposed to be battered due to being teleported against his will (won't ANYONE normal be the same?). Besides, I don't see voicing characters as "controlling" them[/offtopic].

PK summoned a keyblade.

Shane: "GAH!"
Shane starts being surrounded by a red aura.
PK: "Is that his Raging Inhuman form!?"
Shane's red aura quickly grows large enough to surround everybody.
Kim: "That power-- It's unreal!"
Ginny: "There is no way that is Shane!"
Shane: "Devastating Frozenken Technique!"
All the Heartless are obliterate, and so is the evil Data-Riku. The entire room turns blue as Shane's red aura subsides. He slowly collapses.
PK: "That was too short to be his Raging Inhuman form... and his eyes didn't turn red, neither did his clothing."
Kim: "Shane!"
Kim rushes to Shane, hugging him tightly.
Kim: "Shane..."
Ginny: "Mind filling us in, chief? I don't understand."
PK: "In most variants I've been to where there's a Shane and a Kim, they both can transform into Super, Hyper and Raging Inhuman forms. Kim has never transformed into any of these forms that I know of, other than Super Inhuman form. Shane, on the other hand, has."
Ginny: "What does that have to do with his eyes and clothing?"
PK: "When Shane transforms to Super Inhuman form, his clothes turn green, and so does his eyes. If he transforms into Hyper Inhuman form, both his clothing and his eyes turn blue. If he transforms into Raging Inhuman form, his clothing and eyes are both red. If he combines forms, then the colour of his eyes and clothing could be yellow, purple, or orange, depending on what forms he combined. Or white, if it's all three."
Ginny: "Interesting... but a bit verbose, wouldn't you agree?"

---

Kim: "Shane..."
The force field around the two girls vanish. They head towards Kim and Shane.
Girl 1: "Okay, now that I've seen that actually happen, I think it's safe to say that he must be killed before he loses full control of his power and destroy the universe."
Kim (angry): "NO! Nobody's killing him! NOBODY!"
Kim glances upwards.
Kim (furious): "YOU HEAR ME, PACEN?! NOBODY IS GONNA KILL HIM!"
Girl 2: "Did you just say what I think you said!?"
Girl 1: "Pacen?!"
A clone of the Purple Karjam appears next to them, while the real PK is busy talking to Ginny and making her understand the Inhuman forms.
PK Clone: "Who is Pacen?"
Kim sighs, looking down at Shane again.
Kim: "He's the... evil Draconian god of Darkness. He was defeated by all the other good Draconian gods and goddesses, and was sealed off - all of his parts included. Those parts possess people."
Girl 2: "I lost track of Pacen's parts. Is he possessed?"
Kim: "By the Pain of Pacen, yes."
Girl 1: "Why does he live then? Normally, people possessed by Pacen's pieces try to kill people they know in some sort of brutal way!"
Kim: "I can't let anybody kill him. He's the Dragon Rider Prince, if he dies, I die - as I'm the Dragon Rider Princess. And I'm possessed by the Soul of Pacen."
Girl 2: "We mustn't let Pacen be revived. Otherwise..."
PK Clone: "It would be the end of the world?"
Girl 1: "Worse. The end of existence."
Girl 2: "Of course, anything's possible."
PK Clone: "I don't think that existence would end immediately, so even if this Pacen is revived, we'd still have time to stop him."
Kim: "Myths say that Pacen is as large as one hundred and fifty Draconia planets. And Draconia is 50 times larger than Jupiter."

PK: "He'd be a size of a galaxy if that's true.
"Thankfully, myths can be either true or false.
"Either way, we'd better not revive Pacen.
"I have bested many powerful beings, sometimes with huge effort, so let's see if we could come up with a plan to kill him, even if involves a shrink ray."

TRIVIA: One of the few beings who can defeat PK at his full power with little effort is the memetic Chuck Norris.

Ginny: "Who are the others?"
Kim: "People tried with shrink rays, and he got larger - that's how he is that large, originally he was about twice the size of an Inhuman - like me and Shane. His power level is fifty times ninety trillion billion million. That's a lot, although because of possessing people, he gets smarter now, so he's not as stupid as in the myths."