Corrupt a Wish

A member makes a wish.
The next member grants it by corrupting it.
Example:

Member 1: "I wish I was very rich."
Member 2: "Granted. You are so rich that you got buried by the money. I wish for a cute squirrel."
Member 3: "Granted. The squirrel is cute but also tries to kill you. I wish for..."

No back-and-forth wishing.



I wish I was dead.

You died so many times that you came back to life.


I wish I had Gunpla.

You get a gunpla that landed on your head, knocking you out and setting you on fire.

I wish Shane no longer feels that everyone hates him.

Shane has so many friends now that he wished that he has no friends again.


I wish I killed KarjamP

Granted, now I haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish I'm not a ghost anymore.

You came back as a 100 year old guy who died


I wish the next poster will always corrupt my wishes

( That means you can never corrupt my wishes )

The resulting paradox destroyed the universe.

I wish for a new universe.

Granted, it's old.

I WISH YOU GUYS WOULD READ THE FORUM GAME RULES BEFORE POSTING.

The forum game rules CLEARLY says "No back-and-forth wishing". And who followed that rule? Absolutely NOBODY.

Granted, But no one did that

I wish for................... okay I forgot. (again)

You forgot your entire life.

I wished I've noticed that rule in the first place.

You remembered it in the LAST place.


I wish that I could build my custom gundams

Granted, you get banned from here as a result.

I wish everybody kept following the rules and not breaking them.

Granted, they become mindless zombies following your every whim.

I wish this wish is corrupted.

Granted, your wish is not corrupted


I wish I met shane

Granted, you met Shane West and not me.


I wish I was the only Shane Neumann on Earth and that there wasn't an Australian with the same name.


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Still breaking the forum game rules

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I wish I met Wayne Jakobus Micheal Shane Neumann

Granted, but he thinks you hate him and therefore ran away from you.

I wish Kush knows that it's required to "currupt" the wish, not just grant it.

Granted, Kushagra forgets everything else.

I wish Dr. Time made a post in this thread.

Granted, Dr. Time



I wish I understood how to play this game

Granted, now you feel guilty for not corrupting Shane's wish.

I wish I had Pokemon X.

(You supposed to invoke "Be Careful What You Wish For" in that you have to not only grant it, but to make it seem worse than what the wisher expected.

Shane wrote:

Example:

Member 1: "I wish I was very rich."
Member 2: "Granted. You are so rich that you got buried by the money. I wish for a cute squirrel."
Member 3: "Granted. The squirrel is cute but also tries to kill you. I wish for..."

There you go!)

Granted, you get a Pokémon that is shaped like an X. That wants to eat you.

I wish for infinite amounts of money that won't kill me in any way.

Granted, now you have so much gold that everyone stole it


I wish for a better graphics driver

Your graphics driver became so awesome that your computer blew itself up,and it opened up a blackhole,that sucked you in with it.When you wake up,you find yourself in a forest where stickmen wearing pajamas are trying to kill you using chocolate ice cream.

(OK,That was a bit too random )

I wish a genie appears before me...

A Genie appeared.

Even he corrupts your wishes, though, as he's a jackass.

I wish for a Wii U.

You get a completely broken Wii U.

I wish to be a zombie..

Granted. Now you'll always hunger for brains.

I wish to be in Japan.

Granted.You are stranded with no money,sadly.

I wish to be an expert in Cave Story..

You are. Others envy you to the point of they want to murder you.

I wish Shane wouldn't notice me and Dr. Time were breaking the rules.

Granted but I PMed him about this


I wish that my wish is corrupted

Granted. I die.

And I was missing so I couldn't notice any rule-breaking until now, KarjamP and Dr. Time.

...

I wish I had a tame, pet Xerneas.

Granted, but everyone got jealous of you and try to steal Xerneas.

I wish Shane wouldn't limit how Pokemon is mentioned in these forums.

Granted but Kush still doesn't understand



I wish for a pet hamster

Hes really mean and bites you


I wish for a space ship

Granted, And it crashes into you


I wish for the End Of The World A.K.A My Doom A.K.A TEH APOCALYPSE!

Granted, it happens to everybody except you because you broke a rule of this forum game (no back-and-forth wishing - you didn't wait for somebody else to post after Mvskoke).



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I SERIOUSLY WISH THE RULES WERE BETTER!

Granted, they're worse.

I wish I deleted the chatbox.

Granted, now everyone hates you.

I wish for a reset button.

Granted, you reseted the multiverse and became god. Now YOU kill everyone.



I wish for BACK AND FORTH WISHING

Granted,but sadly you die of over-happiness..

I wish to live in Sparta!!!

Granted, you now live in the banks of the Eurotas River in Laconia, in south-eastern Peloponnese, as that was where Sparta used to be before it ceased to exist.

I wish for fun.

Granted, you get a pun which is not fun.


I wish for... a 4DS.

Granted, now you are stuck in the game world. And:

A wild Pikachu appeared!
Shane uses Frozenken!
Miss!
Pikachu uses Volt Tackle!
Hit! It's super effective!
Shane got 999999999999999999999999999999 Damage! He Faints!



I wish that my dream of catching a wild Eevee would come true......

Granted.You get 100000000 Eevees who bury you to death.

I wish for world peace..

Granted, you get World War III.

I wish for the ability to have technopathy.

Granted, but you don't have control over your powers, which means that all electronics around you will act very wildly in your presence.

I wish for a song.

Granted, it blows up your ears.

You don't wish for anything,so you get nothing.

I wish for a pet dragon

Granted, it eats you.

I wish I never had a horrible past.