Ask a dumb question!

Ask a dumb question, no matter how dumb it sounds.

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Why did I even start this thread?

Because you wanted to.

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

Why is everyone laughing in English?

Because they're not laughing in Afrikaans.


Why do some members not have avatars or signatures?

Because we want do.

Why blah blah blah?

Because that what i suggested.

Which is heavier: 1kg Iron or 1kg wheat?

1 trillion ton squirrels.



Why are my answers and questions always so weird?

It's a psychology thing.

How can one be so awesome, yet, so weird?

Because one is.

Can you please say no?

No.


Why am I working on nine Cave Story mods simultaneously?

Cause you HATE it



what would you do if... ok I forgot

I'll obtain amnesia.

Please don't answer this question?

Why?


Here is a jewel. Can you make me a something?

I'll make you a suicide kit out of it.

Can you please commit suicide?

(don't take this seriously, please! I don't mean it. )

Yes. (I want Cancer!)


Can someone make 3 fakemon sprites and post here

Sure.




Can someone tell me why am I a pi?

Because you're so tasty?

Have you watched the TV show called The Big Bang Theory?

sort of



Am I dumb?

No you aren't.

Do I have Deja Vu?

what is that?


Is this a dumb question to ask?

No it isn't.

Do I have Deja Vu?

What is THAT?



Can someone tell me what dejavu is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9j%C3%A0_vu

Why hasn't Kush bothered with clicking on the link on my previous post that I've had to make it more obvious here?

Uh cause there was no link


Can you join chat box?

I already did.

Can I play dead?

no

kya koi ise hindi me translate karne ke liye tayaar hai?

(In hindi so translate it)

Um..too lazy

Why did my ISP kill me yesterday?

Cause..... What is ISP


I don't want to ask a question cause I am bored? WHY?

Because you're bored.

Are you going to buy me an European Wii U Deluxe bundle, please?

What? Wii? It is WE


? or !

What.

What is a post?

Something you get at the post office.

Can you lift the limits on how Pokemon is mentioned in these games, please?

No I have no authority

Why cant I fly?

Humans are unable to fly due to their heaviness and weight. The mass of a human is much more than that of a bird. Birds also have feathers to make the air push them upwards. In addition to that birds push off surfaces with great force and flap their wings. Birds flap their wings up and back then down and forwards. Some powerful birds like an eagle only flap their wings for take-off, elevation, direction and landing.

(This was hard to type, but good thing I knew this in 2nd Grade!)


Who fainted when they read what I wrote above?

The entire solar system. Including the sun. And the moon. And the stars.

Why does my anger flow free~?

Because you're angry?

Why was I being redundant?

What?


Who wants me to write something huge like before again?

A monkey eating chocolate,wearing pajamas

What is fire?

(My 200th post )

Fire is the rapid oxidation of a material in the exothermic chemical process of combustion, releasing heat, light, and various reaction products. Slower oxidative processes like rusting or digestion are not included by this definition.
The flame is the visible portion of the fire. If hot enough, the gases may become ionized to produce plasma. Depending on the substances alight, and any impurities outside, the color of the flame and the fire's intensity will be different.
Fire in its most common form can result in conflagration, which has the potential to cause physical damage through burning. Fire is an important process that affects ecological systems across the globe. The positive effects of fire include stimulating growth and maintaining various ecological systems. Fire has been used by humans for cooking, generating heat, signaling, and propulsion purposes. The negative effects of fire include water contamination, soil erosion, atmospheric pollution and hazard to human and animal life.


(YAY MY AWESOMENESS)

Say Yes for another large answer

Noooo..!!!!!!
Because




Why am I a human?

Humans (Homo sapiens) are primates of the family Hominidae, and the only extant species of the genus Homo. Humans are characterized by having a large brain relative to body size, with a particularly well developed neocortex, prefrontal cortex and temporal lobes, making them capable of abstract reasoning, language, introspection, problem solving and culture through social learning. This mental capability, combined with an adaptation to bipedal locomotion that frees the hands for manipulating objects, has allowed humans to make far greater use of tools than any other living species on Earth. Humans are the only extant species known to build fires and cook their food, as well as the only known species to clothe themselves and create and use numerous other technologies and arts. The study of humans is the scientific discipline of anthropology.
Humans are uniquely adept at utilizing systems of symbolic communication such as language for self-expression, the exchange of ideas, and organization. Humans create complex social structures composed of many cooperating and competing groups, from families and kinship networks to states. Social interactions between humans have established an extremely wide variety of values, social norms, and rituals, which together form the basis of human society. Humans are noted for their desire to understand and influence their environment, seeking to explain and manipulate phenomena through science, philosophy, mythology, and religion.
Homo sapiens originated in Africa, where they reached anatomical modernity about 200,000 years ago and began to exhibit full behavioral modernity around 50,000 years ago. The human lineage diverged from the last common ancestor with its closest living relative, the chimpanzee, some five million years ago, evolving into the Australopithecines and eventually the genus Homo. The first Homo species to move out of Africa was Homo erectus, the African variety of which, together with Homo heidelbergensis, is considered to be the immediate ancestor of modern humans. Homo sapiens proceeded to colonize the continents, arriving in Eurasia 125,000-60,000 years ago, Australia around 40,000 years ago, the Americas around 15,000 years ago, and remote islands such as Hawaii, Easter Island, Madagascar, and New Zealand between the years AD 300 and 1280.
As early as 12,000 years ago, humans began to practice sedentary agriculture, domesticating plants and animals which allowed for the growth of civilization. Humans subsequently established various forms of government, religion, and culture around the world, unifying people within a region and leading to the development of states and empires. The rapid advancement of scientific and medical understanding in the 19th and 20th centuries led to the development of fuel-driven technologies and improved health, causing the human population to rise exponentially. With individuals widespread in every continent except Antarctica, humans are a cosmopolitan species, and by 2012, their population was estimated to be around 7 billion.




Amazed or not?

Not really...

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Why is the cake a lie?

What cake?


dadadadadadad?

Mommy?

Why do people smile?

Because they're happy?

Why hasn't nobody posted in this for a week?

Because nobody had a dumb or smart answer.

Why do I have more than 20 characters for THE BATTLE?

Because your imagination never stops..

Why do I want to die by everything possible at the same time?

Because you have...suicidal tendencies?

How can I fly?

No you cant

Can someone please click the dragons in my signature below? I need the egg to hatch.

The last time I clicked on any sort of egg, my computer crashed. Henceforth, I shall not, for safety purposes.



Who is MacGyver?