Do X to cause Y!

Do something that will cause something else to happen. I don't think this description will help, so EXAMPLES!

1. Let's use a sword to kill the Data Vampires!
2. Let's kick a squirrel to open the road!
3. Let's shoot a ninja with a plasma cannon in order to teleport!
4. Let's post random stuff to cause random stuff!
5. Let's hit X so that we can punch Y!


That's simple, right?
HOWEVER, there's a catch. One of the nouns or verbs from the previous sentence must be used in the next sentence. Example:
1. Let's use a sword to kill the Data Vampires!
2. Let's kick a squirrel to open the road!
The member that posted the second sentence will lose 5 points. 5 points is given for each sentence.

1. Let's use a sword to kill the Data Vampires!
2. Let's kick a squirrel to kill the road!
This is correct (sort-of). It doesn't have to make sense.

You can ENFORCE ONE word to be used by making it bold. If that word isn't used in the sentence, the member loses 5 points. If a member enforces more than one word, that member loses 5 points. Video Game names (like Quest for Glory, Team Fortress 2, etc.) count as one word (because they're video games).

Numbers may be converted into their words (i.e. 1 -> one, or 45 -> fourty-five) without anything happening.



I'll start off!

Let's shoot a king ninja with a squirrel launcher in order to summon a toaster!

Let's become a ninja to save the princess!

Let's eat the princess to become cannibals!

Let's kill the cannibals to save the Queen of England.

Let's eat the Queen of England to become insane!

Off-topic:

Let's eat Shane to become insane!

Smiley:

Let's eat KarjamP to get banned!

Off-topic:

Let's get banned to get banned!

Let's get KarjamP banned for breaking a rule!

Off-topic:

Let's get ban Shane for taking points from me!

Let's ban Karjam for stealing my waffles

Let's deduct points for waffle-stealing!

Scores:

Lets deduct waffles for point stealing

Lets make a waffle for silly reasons.

Spoiler:

Lets hit Mvskoke in the head with a pancake for the fun of it!

Scores:

Lets feed mvskoke waffles to crown him king of the internets

Lets feed mvskoke a chicken soup

Lets feed chicken soup a ball!

Let's kill a chicken to make chicken soup.

Scores:

Let's kill a chicken soup to make chickens fart.

Let's spy on Kim to make sure that she can kill the Draconian Champion!

Scores:

Let's kill the spy from Team Fortress 2 to stop him from stealing intelligence

Spoiler:

Let's throw KarjamP into a fortress so that he can learn his punishment for abusing a loophole to make a post where his team members are only two ninjas.

Spoiler:

Let's fly Shane into a fortress so that he can learn his blessing for abusing a toilet to make a post where his team members are only two donkeys

What did I do?

Let's turn a donkey fly into Shane so that he can poop a blessing into a toilet.

smiley:

Let's turn a squirrel run into Shane so that he can poop a blessing into a KarjamP.

Let's run from a squirrel to save KarjamP.

Let's burn the squirrel in order to give KarjamP an avatar.

Let's squirrel burn KarjamP in order to give him a signature!

Let's perform our signature burn on that squirrel so that KarjamP can get a Wii U.

Let's throw U with a Wii!

Let's throw a Wii at YOU

Let's kill you to summon Yuu!

Let's summon Nbaheen to deal with insane Colt.

Let's deal with little Colt to summon him a lolipop

Let's eat a little lollipop so to tell Kushagrajaink he broke a rule.

Spoiler:

Let's ban Kushagrajaink for breaking TWO rules.

Scores:

Let's break something for breaking in to something.

Offtopic:

Let's kill someone using something he likes!

Let's something at someone so something can happen.

please reply:

Let's make the death of a toaster happen by shooting it!

Let's shoot the shooting bear so that Shane can answer what I want him to answer.

Shane, I want you to please reply to what's in this spoiler.:

Let's answer Ben's question of "who can we kill" so that we can kill him.

Let's kill Shane for not answering my question.

Lets kill KarjamP for no reason.

Let's deduct points from kushagrajaink for no reason!

Scoreboard:

Let's delete the points system!

Let's delete Kushagrajaink for not providing a reason.

Let's delete the idiot who hacked my account so that he ends up destroyed into oblivion.

SCORES:

Let's destroy the moron that is a hacker here