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Who Am I?

You are a 17 year old teenager with great imagination, and harsh parents. Your family blames everything on you, even though you do nothing, and still get blamed and grounded almost every single week of your life. You have more than 29 fears, which most of those utter fears come from your nightmares ever since you were a little kid. You had a cat called Raichu, who was killed by a drunken driver sometime in 2003. Your second cat, Simba was recently killed in 2013. Your greatest fear is a gas mask, which, however, you will try anything to overcome it. In your imaginary world, you are an ice and lightning master, while your imaginary friend, Kim is a fire and poison master. You have over 35 imaginary characters, and you have no actual friends.

You are Wayne Jakobus Micheal Shane Bane Neumann.






Did I just write that? That was insane.

No. You didn't write that. You used a Shadow Clone Jutsu to clone yourself, and asked the clone to type all that while you were playing video games.

Your Shadow Clone misspelt my name (Michael, not Micheal) though.
Other than that, you know surprisingly lots about me.

Did anyone notice that my previous post in this thread referred to a movie in which Jackie Chan plays in?

Nope, and I dont have any video games. My Computer doesn't work for emulators.



How do I know so much about Shane?

You're a spy.

Am I Dracula's daughter?

if you die of sunlight.




BLA?

Who art thou? (Meaning = Who are you?)

I am the TRUE 5th ELEMENTAL



Somebody say "WHY DIDN'T YOU POST A QUESTION?"

Why didn't he ask a question?


Are you Heartless, Unversed, Nobody or Dream Eater?

5th Elemental


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